Peanuts by Charles Schulz for September 19, 2022

Outside or inside the house?

Pat it on the roof!

anything for a paying summer job, huh, Charlie Brown?

You call the plumber, of course.

Grab a box of Kleenex®?

At first, I thought Lucy was in the school building.

Comfort it, and say it will be ok.

Run out into the night screaming, ‘cause it’s HAUNTED!

Shake it til it stopped.

Not a bad question if you know about the school building!

is the Van Pelt house brick ?

If the house cried, he’d probably lean his back against it and rub it tenderly.

Lucy wants to make sure what “enough” really means…

Get a mop.

Change your diaper.

Call the Ghostbusters

Call his sister who can talk to school buldings when they cry.

Call a plumber?

Flee in terror.

Pat it on it’s roof and say, “Poor baby.”

After my divorce and living on the streets for a year I moved into house sitting. Did that for three years before getting my own place.

And what if the house began to die?

“There Will Come Soft Rains” ~ Ray Bradbury

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burp it! change its foundation.

Call the school building to comfort it.

What to do if it cries? Give it something to cry about.

Houses don’t cry.They just sag a little

Bake it a cake! YUM

Check my meds.

If it cried maybe ask Sally, maybe her magic on school buildings would work on houses.

Sit on it of course

Why’s it crying, Lucy. Maybe it’s tears of joy because someone isn’t there for a week.

Enough, Lucy!

Who would hire a six year old house sitter, CB?

Pat it and say “There, there”