Close to Home by John McPherson for August 30, 2022

Some men find her a-track-tive! Just ask her what sign she is!

Bleeb, you’re standing under the wrong person.

If you ask me they ALL look as if they’ve fallen off the tracks a time or two. Hey, there’s a couple of twins in the room. Upper left & lower right.

Sgt Preston saved her!

Let me guess, is her name Amtrak?

… and look at her caboose … uh … No, don’t look."

At least she’s not a dumpster fire.

Well, at least she hasn´t gone off the rails!

Looks like a griever feels…

A busy night for Bleeb who is leaving his previous target, now at his six, for multiple targets at 12 o’clock high, and disregarding (at least for now) the train wreck to his left. Poor little guy is going to be exhausted.

Or did she just wake up on the wrong side of the track?

Some people don’t look in the mirror before leaving the house…..what a chooch!

“Someone told me this was supposed to be a costume party”

Go like this… you’ve got a little railroad track on your sleeve… no, the other side.

Somebody remind me again, which Kardashian is that?

Or, it is supergirl and one of her enemies was dumb enough to tie her to the train track to kill her.

If she has the wherewithal to grab a martini, then let her wear whatever she pleases.

Pauline Pairell

At least she doesn’t hide what she is like so many others….

The difference between a train wreck and a hot mess is… what?

Watch out! She might blow her horn!!!

Was she railroaded into going to that party?

It’s easy to track her movements. :)

Gee, how can you tell.

When she walks in to the party, they all stop, look, and listen.

I’m here for comments and training.

Looks like the ugly bugs ball!!!

yeah, but check out that caboose !!!

Interesting that the twin on the right is in the shade, whereas the women are lit. He must be a stalker or something, waiting to make his move with a dumb line like " Don’t I know you?"

Unfortunately, I know several people like that. I’m related to them.

Wooo Wooo! Chugga chugga chugga!