Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for September 06, 2022

Small woman in a cheap fur coat, overboard

Manx overboard.

Nail trim would have been better. Declaw = digit removal. It’s sick and wrong.

Ssssshh! Is that a HISSSS I hear?

Fifi overboard, FAST

At least there’s no need to worry about Fifi clawing through the life raft because … maybe they should see if Fifi can swim …

Perhaps Fifi can do the dogpaddle?

Everyone is so hasty to get rid of Fifi. Let’s think this through…what happens if they are adrift for several days and start to get…hungry?

Do not declaw a cat, it’s cruel and unnecessary.

Fifi knows. Who do you think sank the boat?

Good! Glad you’re gonna miss the declawing appt. Now….DON’T RESCHEDULE!

Looks like Fifi’s evil plan is coming together!

“You didn’t happen to grab that scratching post as we were abandoning ship, did you!?”

Keep Fifi, lose the woman overboard. Fifi eats less and tastes better if needed.

In the life raft, Fifi is clawstrophobic.

Sounds like any hope of rescue is a lost claws.

If she didn’t to the boat, that raft ain’t gonna make it.

how long can fifi tread water…?