WARNING: I’m repeating a joke I’ve told before. (Shock!) But it’s in honor of Her Majesty’s recent passing, and the only Royal joke I have. (It has the added advantage of being absolutely true, as well.)
One time, when President Ronald Reagan was visiting England, he found himself in a carriage alongside the Queen. As they waved and smiled at the adoring crowd, the horse lifted its tail and let loose with a loud, foul-smelling sound, forcing both President and Queen to smile through gritted teeth.
“Oh, I’m terribly sorry, Mister President,” Elizabeth began.
“Well, that’s perfectly all right, Your Majesty,” Reagan replied. And then, with the perfect timing and comic genius that got him to The White House in the first place, he continued: “To tell you the truth, I thought it was the horse.”
If that’s true about big butts, then Kim Kardashian must be one of the most balances people on the planet and that is something I never thought I’d say.
Tardigrades can survive in space by entering a compacted hibernation state called a “tun state”. This also lets them resist heat, pressure and radiation. While in that state, they are one of those durable creatures on the planet, if not the most durable.
Grr! Stop portraying evolution as purposive. Humans did not evolve (in order) TO do anything. Evolution simply favoured a characteristic which made bipedalism easier and more efficient.
Both how and why did tardigrades develop this ability? Was this actually tested in space or just a vacuum here on earth, because the sunward side of objects in space are not cold but heated while the shadowed side is cold, a rather uncomfortable, even deadly combination.
big butts….then what about big bellies without big butts…such foolishness…next you’ll be saying that our eyes were originally in the back of the head but to overcome dizziness while walking they moved to the front…
By the time Darwin wrote his theory he was very bias against religion and anything to do with God. For starters his father tried to force in to the clergy, he refused and took the naturalist position the HMS Beagle under the command of Captain Robert FitzRoy. FitzRoy was a Christian man who would not hear anything contrary to the word. Between his father and FitzRoy, Darwin’s narrow views would not allow him to even consider including God in his writings.
I conclude that Darwin’s work was not impartial and thus a flawed work.
My conclusion is based on the PBS mini series “The Voyage of Charles Darwin” (1978)
Thibodeaux had a dream that his old pal Boudreaux had died and went to hell.
He saw Satan leading Boudreaux into a room with a table and chair.
Satan closes the door and turns a thermostat up to hot.
The later that day Satan looks in on Boudreaux and ask how he’s doing, Boudeaux says, “Man it feels just like a June day in Louisiana. Makes me a little home sick.”
So Satan he turns the thermostat up to scorching hot.
The next day he checks on Boudreaux and finds him with his shirt off and his feet propped on the table.
He ask him again how he’s doing?
Boudredeaux tells him, " Man, this feels like an August day in Louisiana. I sure miss home."
Will this messes with old Satan’s head, so he walks by the thermostat and turns it all the way down.
The next day he looks in on Boudreaux and sees him hunched over, a snot sickle hanging from his nose to his toes, lips blue, shivering uncontrollably.
He ask him now what you think, Boudreaux looks up at Satan and says," Man dim Saints must have won da Super Bowl".
Okay, I’m probably going to get flack for this, but, the evolutionary thing must be real, pertaining to the butts… case in point, a member of a particular “k” clan.
Templo S.U.D. over 2 years ago
okay, I’ll bite: what is a tardigrade?
pearlsbs over 2 years ago
Some of us are more balanced than others.
eromlig over 2 years ago
WARNING: I’m repeating a joke I’ve told before. (Shock!) But it’s in honor of Her Majesty’s recent passing, and the only Royal joke I have. (It has the added advantage of being absolutely true, as well.)
One time, when President Ronald Reagan was visiting England, he found himself in a carriage alongside the Queen. As they waved and smiled at the adoring crowd, the horse lifted its tail and let loose with a loud, foul-smelling sound, forcing both President and Queen to smile through gritted teeth.
“Oh, I’m terribly sorry, Mister President,” Elizabeth began.
“Well, that’s perfectly all right, Your Majesty,” Reagan replied. And then, with the perfect timing and comic genius that got him to The White House in the first place, he continued: “To tell you the truth, I thought it was the horse.”
MY DOG IS MY CO PILOT over 2 years ago
If that’s true about big butts, then Kim Kardashian must be one of the most balances people on the planet and that is something I never thought I’d say.
monkeysky over 2 years ago
Tardigrades can survive in space by entering a compacted hibernation state called a “tun state”. This also lets them resist heat, pressure and radiation. While in that state, they are one of those durable creatures on the planet, if not the most durable.
jmolay161 over 2 years ago
Apparently then, Kim Kardashian is the endpoint of human evolution!
Zykoic over 2 years ago
Lots of cars in my neighborhood have infrasound systems.
John Wiley Premium Member over 2 years ago
Fourth in the “Brevity is the soul of wit” series…
This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder.
James Wolfenstein over 2 years ago
OMG!! Is Kim Kardashian the pinnacle of evolution?? :D
purple.mug Premium Member over 2 years ago
Grr! Stop portraying evolution as purposive. Humans did not evolve (in order) TO do anything. Evolution simply favoured a characteristic which made bipedalism easier and more efficient.
scpandich over 2 years ago
I’m not fat, it’s evolution!
Charlie Fogwhistle over 2 years ago
What did the microzoology student get for being late to class?
A tardigrade!
Charlie Fogwhistle over 2 years ago
I once killed 2 bears with nothing but my hands.
The tardigrades didn’t stand a chance.
(Tardigrades are often referred to as water bears.)
Enough for now.
basspro over 2 years ago
Ok that must be why my keeps falling backwards, it matters not though as long as she can still bend over.
51 Champion over 2 years ago
It’s simple… evolution is what creation looks like to us. A “day” for God could be a few million years for us. There is no conflict.
WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago
I wonder if recent presidential addresses have used infrasound…
poppacapsmokeblower over 2 years ago
Both how and why did tardigrades develop this ability? Was this actually tested in space or just a vacuum here on earth, because the sunward side of objects in space are not cold but heated while the shadowed side is cold, a rather uncomfortable, even deadly combination.
cactusbob333 over 2 years ago
Does your uniquely large butt keep you from falling over or are you just sitting down?
stamps over 2 years ago
So the Kardashians are the most eveolved humnas?
Will E. Makeit Premium Member over 2 years ago
big butts….then what about big bellies without big butts…such foolishness…next you’ll be saying that our eyes were originally in the back of the head but to overcome dizziness while walking they moved to the front…
Dkram over 2 years ago
By the time Darwin wrote his theory he was very bias against religion and anything to do with God. For starters his father tried to force in to the clergy, he refused and took the naturalist position the HMS Beagle under the command of Captain Robert FitzRoy. FitzRoy was a Christian man who would not hear anything contrary to the word. Between his father and FitzRoy, Darwin’s narrow views would not allow him to even consider including God in his writings.
I conclude that Darwin’s work was not impartial and thus a flawed work.
My conclusion is based on the PBS mini series “The Voyage of Charles Darwin” (1978)
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currysteph Premium Member over 2 years ago
seeing how we didnt evolve I serious doubt that ridiculous claim
magicfever495 over 2 years ago
Howdy all,
This one is dated a bit, but here goes.
Thibodeaux had a dream that his old pal Boudreaux had died and went to hell.
He saw Satan leading Boudreaux into a room with a table and chair.
Satan closes the door and turns a thermostat up to hot.
The later that day Satan looks in on Boudreaux and ask how he’s doing, Boudeaux says, “Man it feels just like a June day in Louisiana. Makes me a little home sick.”
So Satan he turns the thermostat up to scorching hot.
The next day he checks on Boudreaux and finds him with his shirt off and his feet propped on the table.
He ask him again how he’s doing?
Boudredeaux tells him, " Man, this feels like an August day in Louisiana. I sure miss home."
Will this messes with old Satan’s head, so he walks by the thermostat and turns it all the way down.
The next day he looks in on Boudreaux and sees him hunched over, a snot sickle hanging from his nose to his toes, lips blue, shivering uncontrollably.
He ask him now what you think, Boudreaux looks up at Satan and says," Man dim Saints must have won da Super Bowl".
(Told y’all it was dated)
Until next time.
sparklite over 2 years ago
To empty a brain, an army of demented superstitions devour the soft parts of rationality.
Frank J Lamden over 2 years ago
Better than the religious propaganda you try shoving down our throat
Stephen Gilberg over 2 years ago
The tardigrade, or water bear,
Is found to live most anywhere
With water. It can even go
To 15,000 feet below
Or Himalayan Mountain peaks.
No wonder lots of science geeks
Have studied its survival skill:
It lives through what would surely kill
Most other life, like radiation.
What’s the secret? Dehydration
Turns it to a ball, or tun.
That’s close to death and thus no fun,
But once conditions get much more
Hospitable, it’s like before.
Biologists have resurrected
Tuns they knew (or else suspected)
Hadn’t moved in many years.
It looks as though our biggest fears
For mass extinction won’t erase
The tardigrade from anyplace.
Angry Indeed Premium Member over 2 years ago
Not believing. Kim Kardashian has a big tush butt she’s totally unbalanced!
tinstar over 2 years ago
Okay, I’m probably going to get flack for this, but, the evolutionary thing must be real, pertaining to the butts… case in point, a member of a particular “k” clan.
luvdafuneez over 2 years ago
One of mainstream media’s most common tools is infrasound…
aussie399 Premium Member about 2 years ago
Guess that helps explain the Kardashians and those other freaks who choose to fill their bums and other body areas with about 3 tons of silicon.