Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 16, 2022

Life changing in that he needs to have retained his own counsel by now.

Time to drop the client ( before the legal profession finds out ). Remember that NDA works both ways

Is this bar near Mar-a-lago?

Who is in the doghouse ? The client or the lawyer ?

Looks like Bob has his own escape clause.

Bob, you just have to get it in front of a Trump judge.

More good news for Bob, the client he works for has a history of not paying attorneys. P.S., Bob, you will get a bill for that coffee.

I have said this many times: The Seven Deadly Sins (pride, greed, lust, envy, gluttony, wrath, and sloth) and The Seven Cardinal Virtues (humility, charity, chastity, gratitude, temperance, patience, and diligence) have flipped in public acceptance these days.

He’s starting to look like Vito Corleone…..

Is it just me, or does Bob look a lot like a caricature of Richard Nixon, only with a mustache? I wonder if Wiley planned that, back when Bob first appeared.

Does that accommodation come with its own flusher or does he have to use sand and water traps?

From what one sees of De Santis politics, it appears that Buttercup’s irrational behavior has replaced cv-19 as the most virulent strain of debilitating disease in the state. Used to be the ‘go-to’ destination for many seniors. Wonder if they still think of it as the ‘Sunshine State’?

Just think about the paycheck. …and then remember you’re working for a celeb’ that’s not to good about paying. Bankruptcy is always an option.

I don’t know why Trump bothers with lawyers. After all, he’s smarter than the lawyers.

At least he’s most definitely smarter than Giuliani.

The work is ‘for a time’. The guilt haunts you forever and a day.

Well, let’s see here. You’re going from doghouse office to laughing stock. That could be an improvement. But, not by much.

WM…another great toon…

He’s back in Maine,so he must have quit.And maybe quit the legal profession. Maybe that nutty guy with the cat can teach him how to fish for a living

IF YOU’RE WORKING FOR YOU KNOW WHO, THEN YOU’RE ALREADY THE LAUGHING STOCK!

Bob gave that a short run for the money. (Which was probably zero anyway) He must have decided it wasn’t worth the ridicule and lack of self respect he’d get out of it. Smart guy.

Time to move Wiley into the politics pages.

Yet another set of Articles of Impeachment is prepared…

Taking responsibility for your actions in another virtue that too few have.

I think, by now, we have an idea just who this celebrity client is.

“Besides, lawyer boy, I own some judges. One in particular.”

You know that joke riddle about “If you’re a former Illinois governor who hangs out with a lot of other former Illinois governors, where are you?”

There’s an equivalent about former Time persons of the year. And I hope it ends up with the same answer.

Run, Bob, run. There is no glory being that ’celebrity’s’ lawyer, just aggravation and possible jail time.

Fire Trump the client and move on.

bet he has to pee sitting down because he can’t find his "toy"with his tiny hands over his big belly

As I said before – a little vision of paradise; definitely revelatory and life-changing.

Book Of Revelations: 2020 LMAO

Withdraw now, Bob! While you still have a shred of self-respect and integrity!