Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 14, 2022

So now it’s called Rat News Channel?

If only Rat is allowed to say something witty, it’s going to be a drought of cleverness.

CNN, Fox, people listen to self-affirming stuff.

Well, he’s half right.

So on top of everything else, Rat is delusional…

Welcome to the echo chamber, echo chamber, echo chamber!

follows the pattern of fundamentally changing the united states. from a Republic to Venezuela.

Poor Goat—stuck in the straight man role!

Saying witty things, he must be controlling a bunch of Twitter accounts.

Turn the TV off.

Rat has a grandiose sense of self and wants to be reminded of his “superiority” every second of the day.

Maybe change the W in witty to an sh, Rat!

Correctly cited that’d be “you’re a stable genius” – that is: best manure-shoveler of the lot.

Cable news is self-affirming? This is why I don’t watch the news.

Rats alway abandon ship when the heat gets too intense…why, I know a pack of rats who are the biggest cowards who are desperate, and squirming and fretting ….

News for Rats, by Rats.

I fail to see how the asininity of cable news and of Rat’s self-affirming loop line up.

But he’s not a super genius like Wile E. Coyote.

Just go to “Echo Cliff” and save yourself the electric bill

When what stories are reported by news services are based on trending stories on line, means journalism is dead….

A little Positive Reinforcement couldn’t hurt!

Sounds like something Obama would do (and probably still does).

Just when you thought the narcissism well had a bottom . . .

Actually, it’s called “social media” now.