The problem is that his enemies are just as lazy as he is.
I was sort of hoping for an anchor drop in the last panel.
I’ll do what I always do. I’ll read another comic strip.
He’s crabby in the morning.
May I suggest a hot water bath for Hawthorne? It’s very relaxing.
Wait until he gets old. He’ll have another reason to get up.
I knew that that wouldn’t last, Hawthorne’s all talk and no action, except when pinching people’s toes.
So, you serve notice to your enemies first thing in the morning and then go back to bed. I think I could adopt this lifestyle.
We’ve secretly replaced the Folgers coffee with Hawthorne, let’s see if they notice…
a positive attitude helps. hawthorne’s positive everyone’s out to get him…
I have met [eaten] dozens and dozens of crabs but I never found one that was “crabby”.
Just another ordinary day for Hawthorne.
I kinda have to agree with his philosophy.
Haha! XD
May 03, 2022
Wilde Bill over 2 years ago
The problem is that his enemies are just as lazy as he is.
danketaz Premium Member over 2 years ago
I was sort of hoping for an anchor drop in the last panel.
sirbadger over 2 years ago
I’ll do what I always do. I’ll read another comic strip.
Ratkin Premium Member over 2 years ago
He’s crabby in the morning.
Reds Kevin over 2 years ago
May I suggest a hot water bath for Hawthorne? It’s very relaxing.
nosirrom over 2 years ago
Wait until he gets old. He’ll have another reason to get up.
CaveCat87 over 2 years ago
I knew that that wouldn’t last, Hawthorne’s all talk and no action, except when pinching people’s toes.
figuratively speaking over 2 years ago
So, you serve notice to your enemies first thing in the morning and then go back to bed. I think I could adopt this lifestyle.
eb110americana over 2 years ago
We’ve secretly replaced the Folgers coffee with Hawthorne, let’s see if they notice…
gopher gofer over 2 years ago
a positive attitude helps. hawthorne’s positive everyone’s out to get him…
C wolfe over 2 years ago
I have met [eaten] dozens and dozens of crabs but I never found one that was “crabby”.
WentHulk over 2 years ago
Just another ordinary day for Hawthorne.
anonymooseandsquirrel Premium Member over 2 years ago
I kinda have to agree with his philosophy.
ToneeRhianRose over 2 years ago
Haha! XD