The problem is that his enemies are just as lazy as he is.
I was sort of hoping for an anchor drop in the last panel.
I’ll do what I always do. I’ll read another comic strip.
He’s crabby in the morning.
May I suggest a hot water bath for Hawthorne? It’s very relaxing.
Wait until he gets old. He’ll have another reason to get up.
I knew that that wouldn’t last, Hawthorne’s all talk and no action, except when pinching people’s toes.
So, you serve notice to your enemies first thing in the morning and then go back to bed. I think I could adopt this lifestyle.
We’ve secretly replaced the Folgers coffee with Hawthorne, let’s see if they notice…
a positive attitude helps. hawthorne’s positive everyone’s out to get him…
I have met [eaten] dozens and dozens of crabs but I never found one that was “crabby”.
Just another ordinary day for Hawthorne.
I kinda have to agree with his philosophy.
Haha! XD
May 03, 2022
Wilde Bill about 2 years ago
The problem is that his enemies are just as lazy as he is.
danketaz Premium Member about 2 years ago
I was sort of hoping for an anchor drop in the last panel.
sirbadger about 2 years ago
I’ll do what I always do. I’ll read another comic strip.
Ratkin Premium Member about 2 years ago
He’s crabby in the morning.
Reds Kevin about 2 years ago
May I suggest a hot water bath for Hawthorne? It’s very relaxing.
nosirrom about 2 years ago
Wait until he gets old. He’ll have another reason to get up.
CaveCat87 about 2 years ago
I knew that that wouldn’t last, Hawthorne’s all talk and no action, except when pinching people’s toes.
figuratively speaking about 2 years ago
So, you serve notice to your enemies first thing in the morning and then go back to bed. I think I could adopt this lifestyle.
eb110americana about 2 years ago
We’ve secretly replaced the Folgers coffee with Hawthorne, let’s see if they notice…
gopher gofer about 2 years ago
a positive attitude helps. hawthorne’s positive everyone’s out to get him…
C wolfe about 2 years ago
I have met [eaten] dozens and dozens of crabs but I never found one that was “crabby”.
WentHulk about 2 years ago
Just another ordinary day for Hawthorne.
anonymooseandsquirrel Premium Member about 2 years ago
I kinda have to agree with his philosophy.
ToneeRhianRose about 2 years ago
Haha! XD