The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 09, 2022

The human cannonball is very impressive, you rarely meet a person of their caliber!

Ow! Right in the eye.

Affixing false eyelashes on her would be more impressive than a cotton ball!!!

Or … the Human Shoehorn fitting shoes to the 50-feet woman.

Harry the human cottonball regretted his career choice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KD_Mmigd5RE

That’s just weevil!

Circuses have to try harder since they got rid of the elephants!

Good thing she didn’t mistake him for a tampon…

As a kid I loved “Attack of The 50 Foot Woman” sci-fi movie, and all of the other larger than normal consequences of modern society movies: giant people, ants, rabbits, blobs, lizards, etc. I haven’t seen it, but Roger Corman did a remake of “Woman” called “Attack of the 50 Foot Cheerleader”. The title alone conjures up high school fantasy plot lines. Yowza!

human cottonball? that’s a whole new ball of wax…

Sounds like some kind of conspiracy… Q tip, Q anon, whatever.

If she yawns at the wrong moment, he may become an afternoon snack.

Coming up with nonsensical stunts and shows is exactly what’s dumbing down AMERICA! …and they keep on coming….reality isn’t, in fact, reality, they are SCRIPTED SHOWS…COME ON, How stupid is this?

Due to the current economic downturn the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

What did the Human Cottenball do at the circus before!? Follow the elephants?

Isn’t the 50 foot woman Leo’s (from scary Gary) girlfriend?

These eyes have seen a lot of loves.

That’s gonna require several hits.

I can’t make out any of my friends in the audience … at least the ancient Chinese buried unique looking terracotta soldiers.

How much rubbing alcohol did they need to soak the giant cotton ball?

Extra dooty. Snicker…

And how many people are being smothered under that tent flap??