That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for September 01, 2022

My original post in 2016:

“Yes, you’re very pretty and charming, but I’m not into girls with wings.”

/// Half-goat Pan, horned and laurel wreath crowned,

consoles Psyche, (she’s sad she’s not drowned).

Eros wouldn’t forgive her,

so she jumped in the river

which expelled the girl here on dry ground.

/// Eros said, “Never look on my face!”

But she did, to her heartfelt disgrace.

Her love, Eros, then left.

Psyche, feeling bereft,

wanted death, but ends up at Pan’s place.

/// Psyche’s butterfly wings Pan won’t mock,

for he sees that the poor girl’s in shock.

“Kid, you could make it big.

Try this modeling gig.

Kneel down tøpless upon that White Rock.”

Before “Naked and Afraid” there was “Naked in the Glade”

He had goat breath and her wings were too delicate. It was a one nighter; a flash in the Pan.

What I want to know is where are all the satyr girls?All we ever see is satyrs chasing nymphs or fairys.

Harvey Satyrstein, auditioning a new girl.

What? You got nabbed by CPS just because you sprinkled pixie dust on some girls?

I’ve told you twice now Tinkerbell. It’s second star to the right, and straight on till morning.

No. It’s not on Google Maps and GPS is useless!

“Yeah? Where’s YOUR top, mister? You think anybody wants to see that?”

Do you wax?

“Gee, Mr. Weinstein, do you really think I have what it takes for a Hollywood career?”

“To answer your 1st question, ‘Try a 30-C.’

“To answer your 2nd question, ‘Yes, I LOVE my job in Women’s Underwear,’ although I seldom wear it myself.”

What a girl needs a bit of advice/

She knows that she needn’t think twice/

she heads straight for a Satyr/

And discusses the matter:/

(Every Satyr is well-versed in vice !)///

Here the artist depicts one who seeks/

From a satyr to learn new techniques/

And she’ll get them for sure/

For he sees the allure/

Of those exquisite little “Twin Peaks”…

She is “making it big”, in a sense/

In fact, it is growing immense/

But the painter can’t show/

What’s occurring “below”/

Without “decent folks” taking offense..

Correction: “When a girl needs..”

“Look, there’s going to be an internal audit, starting with your expense account; your spending just doesn’t match up with the number of teeth you are bringing in.”

why?

/

“See, I told you. A couple of ice cubes and those girls perk right up!”

The first step in starting a strip club is interviewing the strippers. That way, if it fails to come together, it won’t have been a total waste of time.

OK, let me give you a little t!t…TIP. I MEANT TIP…

This isn’t a casting couch session, you actually have to act for the fairy role.

“The next time you go buzzing around a candle, don’t wear loose fitting clothing.”

“On second thought, we might get more business if you don’t wear a top.”

Ditto, dude.

Pan Consoling Psyche: 

Paste (including the quote marks) 

"File:Ernst Klimt - Pan tröstet Psyche, 1892.jpg" site=commons.wikimedia.org 

(syntax supported by the Google, Yahoo, Bing, Duckduckgo, Ecosia, and Yandex search engines) in the address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and click the first File: found for info and links that point to more info about this painting.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by merely clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #1565 (10/25/16) (August 31, 2022) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu. I have added a comment there pointing to the blog entry with the artist info I used to point to here. First work by this artist used here (2 times total, including this Throwback Thursday repeat), the October 25, 2016, strip being its first use (the 18 hyperlinks in my comment there have been deactivated, and the line breaks removed, but perhaps the text remains informative).

“I know your eyes are up there, sweetie, but, from where I’m sitting, I like where my eyes end up better.”

Are you a “Good” Tooth Fairy or a “Bad” Tooth Fairy. I am looking for a Bad one actually….

“Well, you make a couple of good points…”

Having to compete with Marvel, DC has a new movie out – hawkgirl.

The wings will have to go before you hit the pavement..