Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for September 17, 2022

“What’s his name?” “Claude.”

Brewster is getting rather crabby.

He’s out of luck unless his name is Sebastian.

Oooh, cra..b! And that’s why I don’t need a nose piercing, folks!

Unfortunately, Samuel E. Wright, the voice of Sebastian, is no longer with us.

Sumboddy gotta nail that girl’s fins to de floor!!!

Under the sea (under the sea)Since life is sweet hereWe’ve got the beat hereNaturally (naturally)Even the sturgeon an’ the rayThey get the urge an’ start to playWe got the spirit, you got to hear itUnder the sea (under the sea)

Under da sea, under da sea, dats where da fish here, all take a pish here, naturally….

Another victim of the crab-feeder.

Lets hear “Octopus’s Garden”.

Under the sea, under the sea, there’ll be no accusations, just friendly crustaceans, under the sea.

Ouch!!!

I see Brewster’s met Sebastian….

Show him something shiny. Maybe that will motivate him to sing.

(Thinking of the giant crab from Moana)

I think the original “singing” of a crab is the sound they make dying in the boiling water.

Wasn’t Pinchy the name of Homer Simpson’s pet lobster?

Sorry, Brewster but the singing crabs are in today’s Brevity.

Wait, is this a nod to the Looney Tunes frog that only sang when that one guy was in front of him? “Hello my baby, hello my darlin’, hello my ragtime gal…” haha! :D

[sings] Under the sea! Under the sea! Everyt’ings hotta down under da watah! …