Last Kiss by John Lustig for September 12, 2022

Well you best let her know.

Taking stalk

Careful what you wish for !

I see a restraining order in your future…

I’d wait until she knew before starting to sweat.

I’ve had a stalker. I ended up moving across the continent to escape him.

“why all her panties smell like Old Spice.”

Could it be that Spice has a best-by date? Could it be that the Spice Girls aren’t girls any longer? Regardless, “the spice must flow,” as noted in the movie (and novel) “Dune.”

“I’ll just take it for granted that in her culture ‘spitting in a man’s face’ is a traditional way of playing Hard to Get.”

And neither does her other boyfriend.

It’s like Tony Stark and Jimmy Olsen had an ugly kid!

Well, if you stop playing head games she’ll realize it….

“Are you sure you peed on it right? Oh man. My wife is gonna be furious!”

And in prison there’s a guy that you don’t know who’s going to be your boyfriend.

Throw the book at him….literally.

Don’t worry, he’s not a creep; he’s just from the future.

If you’re seeing her but she’s not seeing you, you’re not her boyfriend

A WORLD OF DIFFERENCE!!

Good one.

(Background music playing)…..“Every breath you takeEvery move you makeEvery bond you breakEvery step you takeI’ll be watching you..”