Rose is Rose by Don Wimmer and Pat Brady for September 22, 2022

Distract them with a smack to the head

Go get the hose.

Pound on the hood a few times. The noise should do the trick.

Pick them up, cuddle a little and put them on the ground.

Jimbo get in the car and crank it up. That will send them running.

If turning the engine over doesn’t get them moving. Lean on the horn a bit.

…the sprayer for the wipers should do the trick.

How about playing some Bagpipes? Some people complain that they sound like cats caterwauling.

I guess Jimbo has to pay the Cat Tax.

Around here, I have to pay the Chihuahua Tax.

That’s why G_d created garden hoses…

I’m assuming they are not pack leaders. Grow a backbone people!

Get the hose and spray them. Not hard.

On “THe Drew Carey Show,” Drew and the boys were trying to start a band, and the auditioned Kate to be the lead singer. She was horrible. After she left Drew asked, “Is that the worst noise you’ve ever heard?” Lewis replied, “Did you ever start your car with a cat sleeping on the manifold?” Drew, “No, no I haven’t.” Lewis, “Then yeah, that’s worst noise you ever heard.”

Hit the horn.

Just start driving.

Good place to sun yourself.Better than animals who somehow get trapped UNDER THE HOOD;tell me how they manage that

I went out to get in the car yesterday and found kitty prints all over it. One poor kitty tried to go down the windshield and apparently slid down, based on the long streak I saw on the windshield.

Just get in and drive. That will do it. If not, hope they got a grip.

Try starting the car…

There’s a rake over at “That Is Priceless” he could use to push them off …

Sorry, Chef. I had C.O.C.S.

The stray cat my wife feeds outside gives me a daily hiss. My neighbors don’t seem to understand my return hiss.