Frazz by Jef Mallett for October 16, 2022

Not true since all the definitions I saw for anniversary mention a previous year.

You can’t celebrate the anniversary of turning in your math worksheet if you have’’t done it yet.

Worksheet → spreadsheet → text boxes → selection of anniversaries.

First Late Assignment.

Well he did mention a lot of firsts, which has a mathematical resonance!

Caulfield filled his own pasture, and it was looking really cool, then he stepped in it. Reality is a bummer some times.

Just going to say I had the 21st anniversary of my death at the end of August. Although WHICH death I’m unsure about as I have a customer loyalty card from Charon’s Ferry Service (but the name is in ancient Greek) that has 4 out of 10 check marks on it. I’m not sure if the death on 2001-08-31 was #1, #4, or something in between.

HIPPY ANNIVERSARY!!!

Happy pre-anniversary of the first day of work at McDonalds with a literature degree and inability to do math.

A happy non-anniversary !

Classic!

Sounds like a rational imaginary number.

Alice in Wonderland mentioned celebrating your unbirthday, because you have 364 of them. Maybe I should celebrate the advance anniversaries of the days I don’t die on. All but one of them should be correct.

Hello, Hallmark? Found a way to save the greeting card industry!

I don’t understand how marriage got on the list. Don’t most people plan that well in advance? Do they live in a region that has a high rate of shotgun weddings? “Don’ know brother Jeb, my trick knee is actin’ up. Better not go out today. Might end up hitched.”

In my childhood there was a neighborhood bakery that had a sign: “Every day is somebody’s birthday—don’t forget the cake!”

Ah…. nobody is gonna ask why he’s reading D.H. Lawrence….?

Nobody ever sends you anniversary cards for your death.

<3

I wouldn’t put puberty on the list. It’s too gradual for a definite starting date.

the philosopher

Jeez !