Close to Home by John McPherson for September 23, 2022

Ted Lasso?

Reply, silently using rapid hand signals: Baseball coach.

Lip reader, thank you!

Do all football coaches use three-tined forks?

You’re going to end up greasy side up.

How about you put the menu down and let’s huddle?

Her response: “I’m a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader!!”

He’s looking to score a touchdown tonight

… ooh-ooh, I bet I know what play he’s gonna call next!

Apparently, he is planning a pass play. It may work because it looks like she is preparing for a run option.

HEY LADY!!! RUN

It’s really his McPherson cartoon teeth he doesn’t want to show her.

Small talks over; Now what???

I’m a Greyhound coach.

She: I play defense very well!

I don’t you have to worry about her stealing your plays.

Bleeb! She’s not hiding the ball there! :)

I’m not getting this one.

He’s looking for a good tight end.

she could recover his fumble.

It’s funny because of that microsecond it takes to get it.

AH HA, took me couple of seconds. Cute.

Seriously, why do they do that?