Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 22, 2022

It must have been Han-delivered.

Can you give me a Han with this?

Here’s your chewy toy, doggie. Oh waits a minute.

Laugh it up, furball.

Does he wanna send Chewie backa?

“I said Cookie”

Shoulda saved this for next May….

I didn’t order this walking carpet! I’m afraid it’s going to rip my arms off!

Even with a flavorful gummy center and sugar coating, the hair is a bother for the mouth-feel.

When you call Chewy.com, ask for the Return of the Jedi department…

You’re just giving DeSantis ideas!

Well done, Mark and the rest of you commenters. Made my morning.

dog looks terrified… with good reason

Very good! And great comments.

As someone who does business with this very real company, I just want to say that I have always had good service from them! Great jokes, btw, folks!

funny

They’re trying to get you to subscribe to a monthly shipment; It’s a trap!

He had to return the costume. It was all Itchy and Lumpy.

This is not the Chewy you’re looking for

Best comic of the day Mark. I laughed out loud

I’m guessing he mistakenly logged on to chewwy.com (or some other variant spelling designed to mislead).

Great comments.