Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for September 13, 2022

#FB00685 — good to see the signs o’ the times!! (Okay, especially the one saying that the cat is an 4sshole!!) >^.^<

You can’t win, you can’t break even, and you can’t get out of the game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPVpMxVn6mk

…if you only had I brain you’d know…

…let’s take a straw vote…

…is the song, A Turkey In The Straw?…

…I’d give you my last straw for that….

…but The Last Straw might be the straw that broke the camel’s back…

You can’t get hay for a song anymore, since the cost of alfalfa is running about $252.50 a ton/ $12.63 cwt. and plain straw $130 a ton/ $6.50 cwt.

Cartoonist, you draw longest straw. I will call the winner and by cheating the fix is on. ;)

Ms T, do you need bailed out?

Shave and a haircut ? NOT 2 bits anymore …!

( hay hay hay )

That depends. Are they plastic straws and is it a song about turtles?

I’m sure it’s a very effective bird deterrent.

Depends. Let’s hear the chorus.

I’m still bowled over by “Jumping gay walrus.” Um, wait…

According to Jim Croce songs have a lot of intrinsic value.

How intrinsic value relates to the value of straw is beyond the scope of this comment.

We have very rigorous audition requirements for the Froglandia Bathmat Factory Choir! And with that pole stuck up your behind, I must question whether you could pass muster. Straw ain’t hay, ya know!

In a corn field?

All of it!