I am sorry but the President said, space station R.U. Sirius will receive no funding, however Dr Mel’s Mind Control Helmet will receive all the funding it needs. The President said he needs a working Mind Control Helmet to convince the people, everything he talks about is Left and good. We are unsure what President said this as we have request for a working Mind Control Helmet from the U.S., Russia, China, Germany, France, Japan and many others including King Charles III of the U.K
He has OBVIOUSLY not done his background research. The CIA tried to do this for decades during the cold war. They failed..except with a politician we all know…and don’t speak ill of because THEY are listening and reading all these comments…BWahaha.
Reminds be of Douglas Adams’ software engineer character, who made a fortune with a new kind of spreadsheet. You told it what you wanted the answer to be and it told you what figures to put into the cells. The military immediately snatched it up for budget submissions.
enigmamz over 2 years ago
He missed his calling as a government bureaucrat.
Imagine over 2 years ago
This is not the mad scientist you are looking for.
Doug K over 2 years ago
Resistance is necessary (while resistance is still possible).
The Reader Premium Member over 2 years ago
Never mind!
blackman2732 over 2 years ago
Mind your business, Doc.
Chithing Premium Member over 2 years ago
He needs a minder.
geese28 over 2 years ago
Sry to break it to you dr mel but television and social media already beat you in that category
rmercer Premium Member over 2 years ago
It works great… on anyone also wearing the helmet.
carlzr over 2 years ago
His evil laugh needs work too.
ChessPirate over 2 years ago
“Your entire budget has been taken up by the Spleen Cloning Machine…”
blakerl over 2 years ago
I am sorry but the President said, space station R.U. Sirius will receive no funding, however Dr Mel’s Mind Control Helmet will receive all the funding it needs. The President said he needs a working Mind Control Helmet to convince the people, everything he talks about is Left and good. We are unsure what President said this as we have request for a working Mind Control Helmet from the U.S., Russia, China, Germany, France, Japan and many others including King Charles III of the U.K
Jeff0811 over 2 years ago
3rd panel…, anyone else think Devo, or was that just me?
xSigoff Premium Member over 2 years ago
He has OBVIOUSLY not done his background research. The CIA tried to do this for decades during the cold war. They failed..except with a politician we all know…and don’t speak ill of because THEY are listening and reading all these comments…BWahaha.
Calvins Brother over 2 years ago
Cliff needs a new doughnut machine.
preacherman Premium Member over 2 years ago
Which is why they should not fund it. Letting the mad scientist have control of everyone’s mind is asking for trouble.
Csaw Backnforth over 2 years ago
Then people started hoarding tin foil to have enough to make their mind control protection hats.
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 2 years ago
If it worked, you wouldn’t need the funding you can only get if it already worked.
mistercatworks over 2 years ago
Reminds be of Douglas Adams’ software engineer character, who made a fortune with a new kind of spreadsheet. You told it what you wanted the answer to be and it told you what figures to put into the cells. The military immediately snatched it up for budget submissions.
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 2 years ago
I laughed out loud at this one.
Bilan over 2 years ago
Why not use your time machine to get a working set from the future?
lunapeachie over 2 years ago
Hard to argue that point.