Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for September 19, 2022

“We are the dead.”

Eating me up with your hat full of decorative gourds.

Nothing under my hat… Well a silver sporkey of coursey.

Monopoly game has;

collect gourd on go instead of two hundred…

Go u r dam.ned once and forever…

Sharey Gboard…nicely done plugging in the hole shot.

Who picks gourds before October?!

You are being unreasonable.

Yaah, get your pumpkin spice latté off your menu and outta my face.

Speaking of dead, the queen mum’s ongoing funeral gives new meaning to the phrase “eternal rest.”

Going to be the upper 90s here for all this week and next, so a rotting gourd display it is!

My collection, decorated as various animals, is hanging on a artificial tree in my living room.

Ha! I’ve been busy baking pumpkin pies, pumpkins cookies, pumpkin tortes! But it takes time to get the gourds ready! They have to dry out by poking pinholes on the bottom, then when you hear the seeds shake in side, they’re ready to shellac and dry, then displayed in the cornucopia! TAAAAA DAAAAAAH!

Help! I can’t get this “X” off my face …!!!

Moroccan Gourds in the Hollows of Ween.

what’s with all the ultimatums¿

Autumn is coming. Valar morghulis.

Ironically, Gourdgeous Glenda was out of her gourd.

Oh. My. Gourd.

Well, excuse me! I don’t do decorative gourd displays, not at any time of year, ever.

So I can either disregard your harsh rant or I can be dead to you. Neither prospect bothers me in the least, under the circumstances.

We are all circumscribed by the prevailing exigencies (a favorite phrase of mine, in mind from Long Ago, and now in cyberspace forever). I am not out of my gourd, since I have none, but methinks you are out of my gourd….

Trying to decide whether our Vice President said that. (Or will say it someday when asked about how many tons of Fentanyl came in today)

OH MY GOURD!!! Have I forgotten that Hallow Weenie has already come and gone?

Don’t try to shame ME for not actively participating in YOUR kink.

…autumn is big in Froglandia…

…the saying is …

…if you don’t fall for anything…

…you’ll fall for nothing…

…and eggplant, while not technically a gourd…

….becomes engorged…

…in a good decorative display…

…fake fall leaves on the mantle…

…pumpkin spice Special K for breakfast…

…the golden hour hitting the trees…

…Notre Dame losing the big game…

…teenagers smooching in the pumpkin patch…

…wives letting the hair grow on their legs…

…and you say you want to forget this year and take a cruise?!?…

…you’re not just dead to me…

…you’re also flaccid …I need to pick some paw paws…

…so let me be…

Good gourd!