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(sigh) If I had a friend like Marigold Heavenly Nostrils, she could call me anything she wanted. Well, considering that she was a friend and wouldn’t be mean about it.
codycab over 2 years ago
If you told your kids there was sap in their broccoli, would that help them eat it?
Averagemoe over 2 years ago
People only invent slang to confuse outsiders. I still don’t know the difference between “triggered” and “offended”.
Templo S.U.D. over 2 years ago
gee… I wonder what the unicorns’ slang word is for their own kind
Enter.Name.Here over 2 years ago
“We actually call you humans…. gullible” (smiles).
Wizard4168 over 2 years ago
When I was a young child, I called broccoli “little trees”.
The Reader Premium Member over 2 years ago
She wears shoes because they are so embarrassing.
Decepticomic over 2 years ago
Nice slang terms, horse-butt.
The Wolf In Your Midst over 2 years ago
Just so long as you don’t call us “collect”.
willie_mctell over 2 years ago
Unicorn slang is more prolix.
Ray Helvy Premium Member over 2 years ago
…and either still sounds better than “hairless beach apes”.
DaBump Premium Member over 2 years ago
(sigh) If I had a friend like Marigold Heavenly Nostrils, she could call me anything she wanted. Well, considering that she was a friend and wouldn’t be mean about it.
jerrica.benton333 over 1 year ago
“…if yer not into that whole brevity thing”*
*regular quotes