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Iām reminded of one of my favourite British TV goofs ever, a politician explaining his housing plans with three types of housing forming 40% eachā¦realising his mistake and saying āF**k, can we do that again?ā To which the reporter said āMr Prescott, weāre on live televisionā
codycab over 2 years ago
No kidding, Garfield. Youāre supposed to be entirely hungry, sleepy and bored.
FreihEitner Premium Member over 2 years ago
Not just half bad at math?
BJ40 over 2 years ago
Iām hearinā ya Garfield, I struggled with maths and still do.
Templo S.U.D. over 2 years ago
are you ever whole something, Garfield?
su43dipta over 2 years ago
That was a half-hearted self-realization if I half ever heard one.
karmakat01 over 2 years ago
nothing new there. you donāt even know what giving half a cookie or donut means.
MichaelAxelFleming over 2 years ago
Not bad. Garfield is the size of a Garfield and a half.
nosirrom over 2 years ago
His math is good enough to produce a play. Say āSpringtime for Garfieldā.
Imagine over 2 years ago
Fall sale: everything half off.
tessotcyrille over 2 years ago
your apetite count for half of you
jagedlo over 2 years ago
Only half-hungry?
2AndFour over 2 years ago
Maybe Garfield shouldnāt do the math.
Stocky One over 2 years ago
Studies show that 5/3 of all people are bad at fractions!
davidjf44 over 2 years ago
Totally missed the 3 halfs until Garfield pointed it out.
MY DOG IS MY CO PILOT over 2 years ago
There are 3 types of people in this world. Those who are good at maths and those who arenāt.
ChristianFilmmakerWannaBe over 2 years ago
And his coffee is probably half decaf.
Goat from PBS over 2 years ago
All these halves. That is just improper.
guenette.charlie(BozoKnows) over 2 years ago
Sounds like Charlie Dog describing what kind of dog he is. Fifty percent watchdog, fifty percent boxer, fifty percent spitz, etc.
edmund_graham over 2 years ago
Iām reminded of one of my favourite British TV goofs ever, a politician explaining his housing plans with three types of housing forming 40% eachā¦realising his mistake and saying āF**k, can we do that again?ā To which the reporter said āMr Prescott, weāre on live televisionā
Lee26 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Actually, these halves can be mutually exclusive, since none of them have anything to do with the other.
Clarence over 2 years ago
Since when did Garfield did math
blakerl over 2 years ago
A true comment from Garfield about the public schools in the United States.
Mario500 over 2 years ago
āAND, APPARENTLY, BAD AT MATHā
(disagrees with this part of the dialogue of this cartoon)
Saddenedby Premium Member over 2 years ago
hunsleebore? have a catnip mouse treat
KEA over 2 years ago
ā¦and in the third half of āCar Talkāā¦
Garfield Fan 1949 over 2 years ago
I would struggle at math too if I only had 8 fingers to count on
Mediatech over 2 years ago
50% is a pass, so good enough.
CaveCat87 over 2 years ago
Yeah, math was never my strongest subject either. I can do addition, subtraction, and multiplication, but Iām bad at other forms of math.
tlrd2922 over 2 years ago
garfield is a great comic i have been reading garfield since 2015
geese28 over 2 years ago
Yet heās ALL Garfield
WCraft over 2 years ago
Well, he does have 9 livesā¦
rbullfogg over 2 years ago
Bad at math understatement! Your list has more important things to list!
Scott S over 2 years ago
āBaseball is 90 per cent mental. The other half is physical.ā ā Yogi Berra
Scott S over 2 years ago
āYou give 100 per cent in the first half of the game, and if that isnāt enough in the second half you give whatās left.ā ā also Yogi Berra
Terr Bear Premium Member over 2 years ago
Garfield, youāre a cat. Mere human math doesnāt apply to you. You can be whatever you want. <3
Spiffy over 2 years ago
Either that or youāre fat, Garfield.
w16521 over 2 years ago
But heās an expert at eating.
Garfield Fan '90 over 2 years ago
Three quarters bad at math, two quarters lazy.
paullp Premium Member over 2 years ago
A very funny man, who I saw perform live many years ago, said:
āIāll have half of this, and half of this, and half of that ā because I couldnāt eat a whole one!ā
ā Comedian Mal Z. Lawrence, describing the typical attitude of guests in the dining room of a Catskills resort
PAR85 over 2 years ago
Most wouldnāt have noticed if he didnāt mention it.
tlrd2922 over 2 years ago
garfield is funny
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 2 years ago
Like most everyone else in America.
WentHulk over 2 years ago
Indeed
missyhyattfan over 2 years ago
All those 3 combined a recipe for disaster!
CatDefender over 2 years ago
āInvention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.ā -Willy Wonka