Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for October 05, 2022

Happiness is a sex-linked trait

She sounds pretty lucky, if you ask me.

Can you balance a treat on his nose and make him wait for it?

Is he a good boy?

Keep him on a short leash.

Throw a ball just for fun, and see what happens, or give him a tough steak…, if he likes it, your boyfriend’s spirit animal is a Golden Retriever.

I think the girl in the headband is correct 100%.

Head over heels.

And smells a little like one when he gets wet.

Is he in prison? That would make long walks plausible…

Sounds like a case of “anthropomorphism.” You know when women refer to their dogs as babies.

Does he like belly rubs?

It’s the panting and pleading eyes.

A springer spaniel.