What was on the third tablet from Mel Brooks The History of the World Part I.
Off script or not, it still needed to be said.
Methinks he has a personal axe to grind, particularly on that last item.
It’s “Thou SHALT”. (See what I did there?)
The Ten Commandments according to the Apocrypha (They’re a series of 12 Biblical books that Catholics recognize as canon and Protestants do not). :/
The correct grammar is “Thou shalt …”
Smirk.
Thanks, Dave. I needed this chuckle this morning.
I break the grammar law daily. Some people need help talking gooder.
I like it! We can call it:
The Ten Amendments! …or
The Ten Revisions! …or
The Ten Minor Changes? or
The-Ten-Things-Not-Written-In-Stone- Like-The-Others-But-For-You-To-Consider?
#11. Thou shalt not drop your filthy teeth flosser on the ground! Put it in your pocket or find a litter basket! DISGUSTING habit!
The other reason Moses was not allowed to enter the promised land.
If your lunch bag is stinking, it should be thrown out, Moses!
Some people need more clarifications…OY
Call it the Bill Of Writes ….
AMEN!
Those must be the 11 through 20 commandments…
They have worked the Nots out.
And the 15th commandment, Thou shalt not…..Oh shoot, my tablet just died. Anybody got a charging cable?
Ralph looks so cute in his little head covering. :)
this would be good to hang in an office break room
He’s a bit preachy but that parting the waters trick of his is golden. :)
Guilty on most counts. Especially the quotes thing.
Yeah, Cheryl!
Now, that’s the Fifteen Commandments!
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Dave Whamond
April 10, 2015
May 31, 2017
sergioandrade Premium Member over 2 years ago
What was on the third tablet from Mel Brooks The History of the World Part I.
Wilde Bill over 2 years ago
Off script or not, it still needed to be said.
FreihEitner Premium Member over 2 years ago
Methinks he has a personal axe to grind, particularly on that last item.
pschearer Premium Member over 2 years ago
It’s “Thou SHALT”. (See what I did there?)
Baarorso over 2 years ago
The Ten Commandments according to the Apocrypha (They’re a series of 12 Biblical books that Catholics recognize as canon and Protestants do not). :/
Simon Seamount over 2 years ago
The correct grammar is “Thou shalt …”
Smirk.
johnjoyce over 2 years ago
Thanks, Dave. I needed this chuckle this morning.
blackman2732 over 2 years ago
I break the grammar law daily. Some people need help talking gooder.
Dobie Premium Member over 2 years ago
I like it! We can call it:
The Ten Amendments! …or
The Ten Revisions! …or
The Ten Minor Changes? or
The-Ten-Things-Not-Written-In-Stone- Like-The-Others-But-For-You-To-Consider?
Gameguy49 Premium Member over 2 years ago
#11. Thou shalt not drop your filthy teeth flosser on the ground! Put it in your pocket or find a litter basket! DISGUSTING habit!
Doug K over 2 years ago
The other reason Moses was not allowed to enter the promised land.
Alverant over 2 years ago
If your lunch bag is stinking, it should be thrown out, Moses!
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
Some people need more clarifications…OY
Howard'sMyHero over 2 years ago
Call it the Bill Of Writes ….
SkyGuy over 2 years ago
AMEN!
paranormal over 2 years ago
Those must be the 11 through 20 commandments…
elvisgirl3 over 2 years ago
They have worked the Nots out.
moeric9 over 2 years ago
And the 15th commandment, Thou shalt not…..Oh shoot, my tablet just died. Anybody got a charging cable?
Impkins Premium Member over 2 years ago
Ralph looks so cute in his little head covering. :)
coffeeturtle over 2 years ago
this would be good to hang in an office break room
the lost wizard over 2 years ago
He’s a bit preachy but that parting the waters trick of his is golden. :)
goboboyd over 2 years ago
Guilty on most counts. Especially the quotes thing.
Laurie Stoker Premium Member over 2 years ago
Yeah, Cheryl!
edeloriea14 over 2 years ago
Now, that’s the Fifteen Commandments!