One Big Happy by Rick Detorie for November 25, 2024

A bold sales pitch, will it work?

Wrong message. Or probably wrong sales’boy’…

Ugh…

Pit Bull James.

Performance Art.

James, you didn’t need anyone to hire you for that.

I shudder for when James grows up a little.

Some people are very selective in hearing what they want and ignoring the rest

I dunno kid, if you bite her you’re the one that’ll catch rabies.

… And he’s fired before he gets any pay. He’ll probably put a five minute job on his résumé, too.

My sister’s youngest (adopted from China) was a biter. She decided to bite me. I grabbed a handful of hair and pulled, not too hard. She bit a little harder. I pulled a little harder. We looked at each other. She quit. I quit. Nothing was said.

She’s 20 something now. Nice person.

James works it for him on money. Will Ruthie find out?

He was raised by wolves.

Don’t try that with Avis – she bites back!

Uh, James? Biting The Joker’s Mom may not be such a good idea…she might taste funny…! d;o)

I’ll see myself out…