Close to Home by John McPherson for October 05, 2022

Make sure you barf on someone on earth you don’t like!

Not so heavenly

Awww, poor Bleeb flew the coop….RIP fella

feels like he’s on cloud 9

Yeah, altitude sickness is gonna be tough! Wait till they tell him he’s in Budget heaven… where everybody gets a hospital gown and seagull wings!

“Hey, Tim!! Have you met Al T. Tude yet?”

Should have brought some Dramamine ….

Wait? We lose our hair in Heaven, too? Oh the pain.

When/how did it enter the popular consciousness that angels were on clouds? There’s nothing in the Bible supporting it.

The primary treatment of altitude sickness is to descend. Just sayin’.

Clouds are not all their cracked up to be.

Just don’t look down…

Somebody tell Al he no longer has a stomach.

Well, altitude sickness usually occurs only when people are on something attached to the ground, for some reason. But for this poor guy, just tell him to stop looking over the edge.

Or alternately, go ahead and hurl. See who complains!

It’s better than getting “The Bends” going down to the other place.

Pretty sure spirits are over physical sickness.

Altitude sicknes is not so great for those below who just got barfed on either.