Bliss by Harry Bliss for October 11, 2022

A whole new meaning to “lend me a tenor.”

He was good but somewhat catty during the breaks

They lost the contest because of all the caterwauling.

Unfortunately, the only things they can get him to sing are Rossini’s “Cat Duet” and the old Meow Mix jingle.

Mittens you look good in that outfit !

And that’s how Randy lost his part in the quartet!

Having heard cats “sing”, I would imagine the harmonizing would take a bit of effort…

Puuuurfect! Mittens fits right in! Meeeeeow!

Wow, a Lawrence Welk flashback ….‘’Tank you boys, dat was wunnerful.’’

If they keep him, Mittens will look into waxing the whiskers. They can’t seem to get him to stop wanting to sing Peg-O-My Paws.

I hope he learns to paws for the appaws.

In the evening when I sit alone a-dreaming

Of days gone by, love, to me so dear,

There’s a picture that in fancy oft’ appearing,

Brings back the time, love, when you were near.

It is then I wonder where you are, my darling,

And if your heart to me is still the same.

For the sighing wind and nightingale a-singing

Are breathing only your own sweet name.

Sweet Adeline, (My Adeline,)

My Adeline, (My Adeline,)

At night, dear heart, (At night, dear heart,)

For you I pine. (For you I pine.)

In all my dreams, (In all my dreams,)

Your fair face beams. (Your fair face beams.)

You’re the flower of my heart,

Sweet Adeline. (My Adeline.)

Mittens didn’t quite make the cut though…kept coughing up hairballs.

They went from a baritone to a contralto or mezzo-soprano.

I put Barbershop Quartets in the same category as Mimes and Hari Krishna’s. Jus’ creepy, man.

Love it! Go, Mitty! I hope he has a good time at it.

The cat is a real Meowstro.

Does anyone notice a difference? Better than A.I.