I worked with a guy in Canada who owned a pet food processing facility. To demonstrate his product quality he would open a can an eat it. His customers were either impressed or repulsed. Unfortunately he died at an early age…50s.
Maybe he should have spoken out loud the last line instead of speaking out loud, “Sniff? Sniff? Snuff.” Would Michael really know what his dad meant by saying sniff sniff snuff?
Hey, if they feed Farley good food then it should be animal by product free so it would be perfectly safe for John to eat. The nutritional value may be off, but safe none the less.
My late, great FiL stumbled into the kitchen very early one morning w/o his glasses and started warming up what he thought was a can of chili … Needless to say, the dog was very happy.
In one of Chris Elliot’s Letterman appearances, he wore a lab coat, opened two rival cans of dog food and took a big bite out of each one. He concluded, “They taste the same to me!”
My little 5 lb. chihuahua mix only ate 1/2 of the small tuna-size cans of dog food at a time. She would eat the first half just fine, but I had to take the refrigerated leftover out early enough to let it reach room-temp- she wouldn’t eat it cold. This waaaay back, before those new-fangled microwaves were available at reasonable cost for homeowners.
Templo S.U.D. over 1 year ago
Been nice knowing you, John.
salakfarm Premium Member over 1 year ago
Dog food may go thru more safety tests than some human “food”.
Asharah over 1 year ago
At least it’s nutritious
howtheduck over 1 year ago
I suspect Farley is going hungry tonight when John goes back for seconds.
mindjob over 1 year ago
There are jobs for cat and dog food taste testers, if you’d care to apply.
Johnnyrico over 1 year ago
Milborough must be the last place on the face of the earth where the stores do not sell dog food in cans with modern pull-tabs and peel-back lids..
rshive over 1 year ago
Farley isn’t fooled by “labelese” either.
trainnut1956 over 1 year ago
If they fed the dog Gainesburger, he could at least have put it on a bun with some cheese…
GirlGeek Premium Member over 1 year ago
That’s dog food you idiot
M2MM over 1 year ago
Most dog food is at least as good as the stuff for people. :P
Guilty Bystander over 1 year ago
If this was “Fox Trot,” the nuked splorp would be an improvement over what Andy usually comes up with for dinner.
Robert Nowall Premium Member over 1 year ago
“If you don’t like it, cook something yourself!”
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 1 year ago
Had a cat that would eat squirrels but I had to cook the chicken for him!!!
jango over 1 year ago
I worked with a guy in Canada who owned a pet food processing facility. To demonstrate his product quality he would open a can an eat it. His customers were either impressed or repulsed. Unfortunately he died at an early age…50s.
mckeonfuneralhomebx over 1 year ago
My first wife (polish) thought Ketchup was an alternative to pasta sauce!
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 1 year ago
The way they regulate dog food, I’m thinking that’s about the best meal he could get Mike to cook for him.
flagmichael over 1 year ago
My dad’s favorite joke: “It’s good, what there is of it. I mean, there’s plenty of it such as it is!” Last heard about 60 years ago.
fgerbil46 over 1 year ago
This is one of the funniest of this comic that I’ve seen yet!
Alberta Oil Premium Member over 1 year ago
Kind of dangerous.. nuking a dogs food. Hot spots could seriously burn his mouth.
pheets over 1 year ago
OHH John… that first bite…….
dcdete. over 1 year ago
Maybe he should have spoken out loud the last line instead of speaking out loud, “Sniff? Sniff? Snuff.” Would Michael really know what his dad meant by saying sniff sniff snuff?
Diat60 over 1 year ago
Katsup kures krappy komestibles.
paranormal over 1 year ago
And Michael winders why Farley turned it down…
Daltongang Premium Member over 1 year ago
Hey, if they feed Farley good food then it should be animal by product free so it would be perfectly safe for John to eat. The nutritional value may be off, but safe none the less.
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 1 year ago
Use a lot of ketchup!
dlaemmerhirt999 over 1 year ago
To be fair, the Pedigree soft pouches my puppies like DO smell pretty much like “human food” . . .
T... over 1 year ago
Oh God, that’s really terrible… Yucky
EnlilEnkiEa over 1 year ago
My grandfather once ate cat food thinking it was pâté.
kv450 over 1 year ago
My late, great FiL stumbled into the kitchen very early one morning w/o his glasses and started warming up what he thought was a can of chili … Needless to say, the dog was very happy.
g04922 over 1 year ago
LOL… Too funny.
Petemejia77 over 1 year ago
This happens with Benniful dog food. I mean, it has veggies in it you can actually see.
Atewl over 1 year ago
More proof of the general quality of Elly’s cooking.
Dkram over 1 year ago
I remember a way back when there was a dog food with Lassie’s picture on the can that did look like stew.
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HodgeElmwood over 1 year ago
Even assuming it was intended for people, it’s pretty presumptuous to just take half without even asking.
icmodivah over 1 year ago
Aww, homeless people are eating dog food all the time and they are quite hardy
icmodivah over 1 year ago
Ahhh, it’s people!! For those of you old enough to remember Soylent Green.
Johnny Q Premium Member over 1 year ago
In one of Chris Elliot’s Letterman appearances, he wore a lab coat, opened two rival cans of dog food and took a big bite out of each one. He concluded, “They taste the same to me!”
kab2rb over 1 year ago
Wonder if Michael in trouble, poor Farley still hungry.
tsk5565 over 1 year ago
At least John will have a nice shiny coat.
eced52 over 1 year ago
In the seventies there was a story on one of the news channels, that reported some senior citizens were buying cat food to eat.
missyhyattfan over 1 year ago
At least Mike was paying attention enough to know it was dog food and not canned soup!
Johnnyrico over 1 year ago
Looks like the cuisine in the Patterfoob house has gone up a notch or two..
Cathy P. over 1 year ago
My little 5 lb. chihuahua mix only ate 1/2 of the small tuna-size cans of dog food at a time. She would eat the first half just fine, but I had to take the refrigerated leftover out early enough to let it reach room-temp- she wouldn’t eat it cold. This waaaay back, before those new-fangled microwaves were available at reasonable cost for homeowners.
jr1234 over 1 year ago
1:13 am still waiting for Monday’s GoComics to come ON
198.23.5.11 over 1 year ago
Ralph Kramden gave his boss dog food back in the 1950’s
GreggW Premium Member over 1 year ago
Let’s hope he doesn’t have the same reaction Serena Williams did. ;-)
Will_Scarlet over 1 year ago
Hey, Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis’ aunt and cousin lived on cat-food for years, and if it was good enough for them…