So if “they” want to go to a movie after the athletic function, does everyone go Dutch (for you youngins’, that means everyone pays their own way)? Much like Men Without Hats and The Safety Dance, yutes today date in groups. Fear of rejection is minimized.
And now we’ve got woke pronouns in this strip. I remember when words conveyed specific meaning. Now you need a decoder ring to figure out what someone is talking about. I will forever refuse to use a plural pronoun to refer to a single individual.
So in the Spanish-speaking world, what does a person do who wants to be known as “they”? Still have to choose between ellos and ellas, I guess, which leaves you back where you started. Or does it?
P 4 (Pedro): “…hey Toby!…has anyone ever told you that you look like Amanda Bynes from that movie She’s the Man?, because that’s who you remind me of..”
Come on, Pedro! You know someone (ME) has to clean up all the crap you’re throwing all over the place. Do you see me going to VT and making a mess? And speaking of messes, how do you suppose Mopped Up Thorp managed to mess up the strip today? Well, check it out.
P-1: Pedro shows his inexperience by putting the whole in the bag on the bleacher seat.
P-2: Preview: Coming this Thanksgiving Season – Humpback Bleacher.
P-3: While the fans talk, everyone misses Keri using her mother’s golf swing technique to hit what appears to be a Korean Volley Ball (East of the Net and West of Sun Moon)
Lord Flatulence Premium Member about 2 years ago
VT?
Cat Next Door about 2 years ago
“Athletic supporter”. Low-hanging fruit today… bro.
Charks about 2 years ago
Mano a mano coming.
Gil-doh! about 2 years ago
That giant sucking sound in the stands is Pedro hoover-ing down his popcorn in record time.
Gil-doh! about 2 years ago
Boy, transgender, binary…on one hand this three way could could get complicated, on the other, the possibilities are endless.
Gil-doh! about 2 years ago
Pedro sheds popcorn like his dad sheds hair.
bearwku82 about 2 years ago
So if “they” want to go to a movie after the athletic function, does everyone go Dutch (for you youngins’, that means everyone pays their own way)? Much like Men Without Hats and The Safety Dance, yutes today date in groups. Fear of rejection is minimized.
dadjo about 2 years ago
Nice to see that the Oakland Athletics have at least one fan.
jslabotnik about 2 years ago
Meanwhile, what happend to Jami? Should we be concerned about them?
jslabotnik about 2 years ago
Keri rainbow kicks the volleyball! She’s going for it! Spikes the ball, game, set, meet to Milford.
artegal about 2 years ago
And now we’ve got woke pronouns in this strip. I remember when words conveyed specific meaning. Now you need a decoder ring to figure out what someone is talking about. I will forever refuse to use a plural pronoun to refer to a single individual.
James St. John Smythe about 2 years ago
It’s been quite a long time since Oakland’s baseball team played on 10/18…
Irish53 about 2 years ago
P 2.5 (Pedro’s voice): “…what’s it to ya’,…sissy boy?…”
chiphilton about 2 years ago
Why the intense look of suspicion from Pedro in p3? Looks like he’s about to pound Toby. They isn’t the only girl on the team.
Twainrdr about 2 years ago
OK, let’s pretend “they” is code for “her”. When Tobi speaks, Pedro is shocked because “athletics” is code for sports bras.
BrandonMayhew about 2 years ago
With Pedro I can safely assume that “they” means Keri and Mimi….
chiphilton about 2 years ago
So in the Spanish-speaking world, what does a person do who wants to be known as “they”? Still have to choose between ellos and ellas, I guess, which leaves you back where you started. Or does it?
hifirick1953 about 2 years ago
All the action is in the stands. Not on the court
Irish53 about 2 years ago
P 4 (Pedro): “…hey Toby!…has anyone ever told you that you look like Amanda Bynes from that movie She’s the Man?, because that’s who you remind me of..”
Mopman about 2 years ago
Come on, Pedro! You know someone (ME) has to clean up all the crap you’re throwing all over the place. Do you see me going to VT and making a mess? And speaking of messes, how do you suppose Mopped Up Thorp managed to mess up the strip today? Well, check it out.
https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/
richiesnare about 2 years ago
“Hoping THEY wanna go out to a movie”. How woke.
Klubble about 2 years ago
He’s acting like Rip Taylor with the popcorn…good thing he brought a shopping bag full of it.
tdrewhardin about 2 years ago
I agree with Mopman. Check out his site because I think he has a wicked sense of humor. He’s da Man.
henryjbarajas about 2 years ago
Don’t encourage him!
metals24 about 2 years ago
P1&3- This looks like a baseball game on tv where half the people in the front row are looking at their phone, oblivious to the action on the field.
Twainrdr about 2 years ago
P-1: Pedro shows his inexperience by putting the whole in the bag on the bleacher seat.
P-2: Preview: Coming this Thanksgiving Season – Humpback Bleacher.
P-3: While the fans talk, everyone misses Keri using her mother’s golf swing technique to hit what appears to be a Korean Volley Ball (East of the Net and West of Sun Moon)
tcayer about 2 years ago
Lucky Keri is the first polyamorous cartoon character.
J2D2 about 2 years ago
Trying to figure out why I still read this!?