Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for October 17, 2022

Sorry, Broomie. Even he can’t help you.

That dumb blonde does not know who she is dealing with.

Broom knows that’s less likely to work than anything else.

That “beautician” should talk—with her big schnozz and no chin!!

A good plastic surgeon can work more miracles than that church!!

Cast a spell, give her warts, Broomie!

I don’t think witches and churches have a good history.

Zapping to commence in 3…2…

“Given what i have to work with, could i convince you to settle for homely?”

Love to see Broomie decked out to the 10’s. Yip yip yip yip yip

There are some whom a hairdresser can’t help!

However, you don’t treat a client in that rude manner.

Poor Broomy can’t go in the church…the ceiling would cave in…..

Maybe Broomie needs to go back to Hogwarts for a refresher course. There’s got to be a charm to make her pretty.

Broomie, it’s not the outside that counts, it’s what’s on the inside that matters.

careful lady…she is ARMING HER THUNDER “GUNS”

Miracles happen every day.

But there are still some things that just are not likely to happen.

And good luck with that Broomie.

And one BIG ZAP in 3, 2, 1!

Go talk to Wimpy in Thimble Theatre. If he can make harpies beautiful, he can do wonders for you, Broomie.

Just as effective.

Learn to love yourself for who you are, Broomie, lovely in your own wrinkled and shriveled 1500+ year-old green skin….