Peasants: “Big tomatoes? … great, let’s build catapult for next king’s speech!”...Morning after king’s speech: king signs decree banning ownership of assault catapults by peasants. Also, peasants are not allowed to own more than one tomatoe at the time per adult person. And to own it, they must show to seller a buying permit and background check issued by royal police which confirms that peasant never threw tomatoes at king.
That variety of tomato would’ve come in handy this year. I and some of my friends were only getting salad tomatoes when we were supposed to be getting whoppers. I’m going to try tomatoes one more time in ‘23. If no luck, then that’s it for all those cages.
I tried a variety of tomato this year I hadn’t heard of before. I was looking for Romas. Instead all I found was Super Sauce. They were like Romas on steroids! The label warned of tomatoes averaging 1 – 2 pounds each. Had I read that more carefully I wouldn’t have planted them. My largest two tomatoes would’ve come close to the two pounds but some critter got to bits of them. There were at least four more that surpassed the one pound size, many more came close. The fruit got smaller higher up on the vines. Still, it produced 38 before succumbing to the cold. Thankfully, I use cages made of rebar mesh so the cage was strong enough to support the fruit and stems/vines. BTW they made a tasty sauce too.
B UTTONS about 2 years ago
Wiz: I can be a shoo-in to win the Nobel prize if I can modify a tomato variety that the little Fink can’t duck.
Old man 2718 about 2 years ago
Well let me bring out my trebuchet.
cubswin2016 about 2 years ago
I am sure that the crowd will find a way to throw it.
BigDaveGlass about 2 years ago
Attack of the killer tomatoes……
Peterh778 about 2 years ago
Peasants: “Big tomatoes? … great, let’s build catapult for next king’s speech!”...Morning after king’s speech: king signs decree banning ownership of assault catapults by peasants. Also, peasants are not allowed to own more than one tomatoe at the time per adult person. And to own it, they must show to seller a buying permit and background check issued by royal police which confirms that peasant never threw tomatoes at king.
littlejohn Premium Member about 2 years ago
I believe that this strip is supposed to take place before Christoper Columbus. And tomatoes came to Europe from Mexico.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomato
MayCauseBurns about 2 years ago
Tomatomelon
Il Siciliano about 2 years ago
I grew tomatoes when I lived in Texas. The soil was very fertile. They grew so big that it only took three to make a dozen!
fuzzbucket Premium Member about 2 years ago
You’ve got the tower, fink. Drop your own supply of veggies on their heads. It’s a lot easier to throw stuff 30 feet down than 30 feet up.
preacherman Premium Member about 2 years ago
That variety of tomato would’ve come in handy this year. I and some of my friends were only getting salad tomatoes when we were supposed to be getting whoppers. I’m going to try tomatoes one more time in ‘23. If no luck, then that’s it for all those cages.
Chris about 2 years ago
or an easier way to hit they’re target. :D
geese28 about 2 years ago
People will use the catapult more often now
LoveBritTV Premium Member about 2 years ago
I tried a variety of tomato this year I hadn’t heard of before. I was looking for Romas. Instead all I found was Super Sauce. They were like Romas on steroids! The label warned of tomatoes averaging 1 – 2 pounds each. Had I read that more carefully I wouldn’t have planted them. My largest two tomatoes would’ve come close to the two pounds but some critter got to bits of them. There were at least four more that surpassed the one pound size, many more came close. The fruit got smaller higher up on the vines. Still, it produced 38 before succumbing to the cold. Thankfully, I use cages made of rebar mesh so the cage was strong enough to support the fruit and stems/vines. BTW they made a tasty sauce too.
Goat from PBS about 2 years ago
“OK, men, bring out the catapults!”
DJohnny about 2 years ago
How big will cherry tomatoes be? Like normal size, ie throwable?
yip yip yip about 2 years ago
Wait a minute, isn’t throwing tomato one of the ways the king get his daily intake of vegetables yip yip yip yip yip
1953Baby about 2 years ago
All they gotta do is chop it up. . .
rshive about 2 years ago
Technology will evolve, Fink. The peasants will develop better throwing machines.
ZarPaulus about 2 years ago
That’ll be a lot of marinara.
perryed about 2 years ago
But he`s also going to make watermelons the size of tomatoes.
poppacapsmokeblower about 2 years ago
Next invent the tomato trebuchet.
tom.amitai about 2 years ago
That would make Gallagher’s shows even messier!
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 2 years ago
Not when the Punkin chunkers get a hold of it. They’ll be launching them from two kingdoms over.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace about 2 years ago
I grew some watermelons about the size of a tomato once. (Didn’t think the plants.)
oish about 2 years ago
The first vegetable to ever “Cut and Paste” they’ll catch up in no time