Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for October 07, 2022

Yep, pure DeSatan. Remember, Florida is the limp dick of the U.S. Look at any map.

Watch me pull an Abbott out of my hat.

Reported by USA Today Network, the cost to Florida for sending about 50 migrants to Martha’s Vineyard, Mass. from San Antonio, Texas was about $650,000. Where and to who did the money go to?

$650,000 divided by 50 migrants is $13,000 per person. Heck, I checked the current rates: Flying the migrants from San Antonio to Boston via first class seats on Delta Airlines would have cost $1,169/person. I strongly doubt all the actual expenses came anywhere near $13,000/person. Only a true MAGAot would see this as money well spent.

Florida: America’s festering, terminally diseased eternally flaccid Wang, and best, yet it acts like one too!

This is about the level of humor you get from Fox’s “comedy” shows.

Now Fox is doing a special on Low Testosterone. Blaming the Democrats for it. Pushing tanning your manhood bits as a way to increase it. Another bright light will cure you idea. One idiot asked about swallowing it to cure Covid….this idiot wants you to roast your nuts to bring up American Manhood.

As someone who has relatives who live on Martha’s Vineyard, it always annoys me when Republicans cackle about how the “elites” on MV must have been discomfited when a load of immigrants were dumped in their laps. No, because the actual elites had already left island when Labor Day rolled around. Most of the businesses on MV close until Memorial Day after the “summer people” depart, and the few thousand people who live on the island year-round are far from wealthy elitists.

These Christian Talibans must believe in the acts of God.

desantis would do any of those things. And that’s who your next presdeedent will be if trump doesn’t choke on his next bag of McDonald’s. Course if covid wanted to add 2 more names to its list of victims, well…

VOTE BLUE

Uh…not your hat.

And yet, some mental midgets STILL think this goof would be a GREAT President, mostly because he seems to be going out of his way to out-trump trump in the idiocy and hate departments!

In Pat Robertson’s world, Hurricane Ian could be interpreted as God’s way of telling Ron DeSantis to stop playing cutesy political games and focus on actual state governance.

My theory is, Florida is close to Georgia, and concussions are contagious, which is why Death Sentence is starting to say and do stupid, dishonest, and insane things like Herschel Walker…..

All those places whose names start with “Fort” are tricky to spell.

It started out when he was a child pulling the wings off flies. Eventually he became a Republican governor.

Except they agreed to it.