Reality Check by Dave Whamond for October 18, 2022

I’ve mansplained to you before that you need to stock up.

Have to take potluck.

What will you spread on the buns?

I thought manwich came in a can.

I guess you’ll have to settle for Manonnaise.

You didn’t put man-aise on the shopping list.

Is his name “Stew”…?

In that case, you better stop cooking your food and wait until you have the proper condiments. (And the food gets a “reprieve” for now.)

…and it will be hours before the main meal is done….

What the HELLmans?

I put that s*** on everything

Sit down and rumin-eat on it …!

Go ask the neighboring tribe.

There’s Hel-man’s in the fridge.

No, it’s in the door! What are we? Savages?

Just use MANaise. (That’s the way my hubs pronounces mayonnaise.)

You can find more than you will ever need on any form of public transportation.

There is another batch rendering in the stock pot. The pith helmet makes it a bit chewy.

Quick, get on Amazon.

Man, that jar has been scraped clean. My fall-back plan would be peanut butter.

We have plenty of MouseTurds

What you need is some French dressing.

Boo! :D