The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 24, 2022

Sheila Dopt M.D. The certificate is worth a laugh by itself.

Is there a way they can Adopt?

Cracked me up.

They don’t have a ghost of a chance.

Sheet out of luck.

Percale genes aren’t something you can inject, just another blue collar schmuck is all you can expect.

He doesn’t have a ghost of a chance?!

They knew it was true. … Still, it’s rough to hear something like this.

Well, sheet.

Careful or your baby will come out fitted.

His fitted sheet is too tight.

she was really worried they’d throw a sheet fit…

He needs to wear something a little less tight down there, so who should he call?? Ghostboxers!!!

Holy sheet, we arein trouble…

But Doc, he’s spread so thin now…

And, to make matters worse, you’re being replaced by micro-fiber.

Take an example from the Mummies. They use a nice Egyptian Cotton covering.

Try Bounce in the dryer and a warmer setting. Be sure to remove the socks and all other clothing from inside there.

Gives whole new meaning to thread-bare.

So surprising because, they’re always between the sheets.

All you need is a little hanky panky

Oh, well done Mr. Hilburn.

“Have you tried adding fiber to your diet?”

Paging Mike Lindel

What were they hoping for? A newborn? Be serious.

And after all that snugghouling.

Putting the beyond in Bed, Bath, and Beyond.

I think that we’ve covered everything. :)

Well that is going to give them the boos, how sad.

But, they’re wearing silk pajamas.

I’m not sure I cotton to your argument, here! I don’t understand its warp and woof. Are you saying my bale was sub-standard?

Thanks for all the funny comments. I never would have thought of a lot of them!

I think Scott needs to get laid.

Unlike good linen!

Well, what did you think the doctor was going to say? Next time don’t show up shrouded in bed sheets — unless they’re better quality.