The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 26, 2022

“One Regurgitator Special coming up.”

Is there a Mr. Zard there? First name Buzz?

I don’t think I want to take that delivery order. Let Ralph do it.

You mean RaAAAAalph?

The real trick is … Can you swallow it and then bring it back up?

That’s how mom prepares their food for them.

This is undoubtedly NOT the way I would interpret that question over the phone.

Partially digesting is extra.

Only works with your Momma guys!

Oh barf

Want good stuff delivered? Vote Blue!

Boids. Dirty. Disgusting. Filthy. Lice ridden. . . Boids.

This strip makes me want to throw up.

they always check the website menus for upcoming specials…

One reconstituted combo “coming up”!!!

What is that line coming from the phone? I saw it at my grandmother’s house once…

In the movie Angry Birds there’s a scene where a mom is packing lunches for school by upchucking into brown sacks and handing them to the kids.

Bring it up again.

Ok, not to nitpick, but how did they get bald if they aren’t burrowing into a carcass yet?

Did you hear about the drunk that got in a cab and asked the driver, “Do you have room for a pizza and a 6 pack of beer in the front seat”? The driver said, “sure”. The drunk leans over to the front seat and Ralphs all over.

Crumbs

Bring it up again and let’s vote on it! I hate to eat and run.

I would but they ordered triple-anchovies!

My “gut reaction” is HANG UP THE PHONE!

Leave it up to Chuck

Sounds like Calvin of the bird world!!!

And they want it with extra worms.

The pizza probably looks the same after regurgitation.

Adding extra anchovies will make it easier to deliver.

Yup, I can eat it and then deliver it. Takes 12 to 18 hours… do you want it on the roses?

No matter how good it is, once in a while you want a change from mom’s home cooking — er, I mean, regurgitating.

Leave it up to Chuck!

When I saw the first part, I immediately thought the sewage treatment plant was calling.