Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for October 21, 2022

I understand Tarzan’s were “Who greased the grapevine?!”

Happens every time.

Waitaminit now. This is Heaven, right? So how can you be anything but filled with everlasting joy? Unless you love to hate…

I already have a T-shirt with what I believe will be my last words: “Well #&%!, that didn’t work” I wear it when I’m riding my motorcycle.

My ex’s last words are bound to be “watch this.” Mine will be “I told you I was sick!”

Rosebud syndrome.

“The jerk store called…”

“Here, hold my beer.”

Amen?

Gazpacho soup!

That’s my mantra. “What I should have said was, . . .”

If in Heaven God wipes away every tear, I doubt that we’re gonna remember silly arguments.

My last words will be:Honey, I’ve hidden $10 million in the…….

Shoulda woulda coulda!

Worse, five people will insist they know what you said. All of them will be wrong.

Better late than never….

It’s called l’esprit de l’escalier.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%27esprit_de_l%27escalier

It is called l’esprit de l’escalier. Moments after a conversation, you then think of the witty thing you might have said.

Pop’s birthday 6 years on date of this toon. Love the toon!