bacon by Lonnie Millsap for October 12, 2022

Yeah, but Schroeder is playing Carnegie Hall next week.

Red Baron finally got him?

Well I always figured Lucy would end up in prison. Or Congress. Or both.

Linus owns a chain of Blanket Emporiums.

Sally got nabbed for prostitution. Schroeder was a world famous concert pianist until he got hook on coke and died in a Hong Kong hotel. RIP

Peppermint Patty is now Peppermint Patrick and goes by they/them

Peppermint Patty plays professional softball and Marcie is a nuclear physicist.

Pig Pen now works for Got Junk?

Linus wears tweed jackets with elbow patches, so we might presume he has retired from teaching philosophy somewhere and now does reaction videos on YouTube. Subscribe, click the Like and ring the bell.

Sounds about right.

Snoopy is dead?

Franklin killed Suge Knight.

Good riddance to Suge Knight!