JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for October 25, 2022

I can believe it. D*mn stuff is everywhere.

Just wait awhile. Come Christmas, it will smell like a pine tree.

“And it sterilizes EVERYTHING.”

My job is going to smell like this in the morning. We’re having a potluck.

With all the Christmas decorations already up in the stores it’s like there is no Halloween or Thanksgiving anymore.

That would be an interesting combination, actually. I need to see if there’s a recipe for pumpkin apple pie. I would love to try it.

Waiting for the turkey-scented one for Thanksgiving…

Apple peaches pumpkin pie,

Soon your love will be all mine.

Then I’m gonna take you home,

Marry you so you won’t roam.

From what I’ve heard, regular anesthesia is very bleh.

You wake up with the munchies. “Got any Dill Pickle flavored pain meds?”

Let’s just burn everything down and take this to its logical conclusion:

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Pumpkin spice pumpkin spice.

I like this idea. Quick, gotta patent it ….

give it a rest….

Been a long time since we saw Marcy in the operating room!!

Pumpkin spice is better than the smell of strong mop water.

I think a line has been crossed.

Gut laugh here. I hate scents that smell like food if it isn’t food. Makes me too hungry. Especially cinnamon, nutmeg and allspice in apple pies and pumpkin pies.

you wake up looking for pie

On a recent trip, we saw an advertisement outside an auto repair & maintenance shop for “Pumpkin Spice Motor Oil.” I almost went in and had an oil change to compliment them for the joke.

My dentist does have a variety of flavors for the stuff he uses to numb the gums before inserting the needle with the main anesthesia. I don’t remember pumpkin spice but I wouldn’t be surprised.

I saw a billboard today advertising pumpkin spice oil changes.