Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for October 26, 2022

I’d say you already did.

The bad boys say they can…but every once in awhile they revert.

Maybe once a month or so, so it ain’t all bad, is it?

He can start with his underwear.

Could always try sheep’s clothing…

Now that’s funny and an occupational hazard too.

“I’m a werewolf, but I can change. If I have to. I guess.”

Can’t change the stripes on a Zebra! ☺️

Stay away from us, Mr. Putin!

“I saw a werewolf at ‘Trader Vic’s’, his hair was perfect” Thanks Warren Zevon!

Don’t go changing, to try and please me

You never let me down before

Don’t imagine you’re too familiar

And I don’t see you anymore

I would not leave you in times of trouble

We never could have come this far

I took the good times, I’ll take the bad times

I’ll take you just the way you are

Don’t go trying some new fashion

Don’t change the color of your hair

You always have my unspoken passion

Although I might not seem to care

I don’t want clever conversation

I never want to work that hard

I just want someone that I can talk to

I want you just the way you are

I need to know that you will always be

The same old someone that I knew

What will it take till you believe in me

The way that I believe in you

I said I love you and that’s forever

And this I promise from the heart

I couldn’t love you any better

I love you just the way you are

I don’t want clever conversation

I never want to work that hard

I just want someone that I can talk to

I want you just the way you are

He’s the hairy handed gent who ran amok in Kent

Lately he’s been overheard in Mayfair

You better stay away from him, he’ll rip your lungs out Jim

Huh, I’d like to meet his tailor

Ah-hoo, werewolves of London

Ah-hoo

Ah-hoo, werewolves of London

Ah-hoo

As usual, women are always trying to change guys.

…and you took the words right out of my mouth…..

As one who supervised hundreds if not a couple thousand of drunks, I head that tune many a times, you know once in a while it was true, but rare.

She didn’t drop him because he can or cant change – she dropped him because he sheds on the furniture.