Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for October 14, 2022

Keep up the good work, Superman! Keep it up all night!

Why, what was he popping that week?

A Kryptic comment.

And if you know what “Hustler” refers to, be ashamed, be very ashamed…

And he bulks up on Reese’s Pieces.

Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex. https://www.goodreads.com/en/book/show/18283052-man-of-steel-woman-of-kleenex

The long time host of a space themed local TV weekday cartoon show with kids in the studio did a farewell broadcast with guests. One of the guests asked him the secret of his longevity. Ha said, “Benzedrine.”

You shoulda seen the week he was sponsored by depends!

I used to “read” Hustler once in a while as a young man – never could get used to the “raunch”, however – my tastes ran more to “Oui” since I was never a fan of oversized bosoms, and I quit “men’s” magazines altogether when they went to full-frontal nudity – there was nothing left for my imagination to do.

And, by the way, did Lois ever consider that Superman’s more powerful muscles during sex would probably damage if not kill her, outright – such thoughts often crossed my teenage mind back in the day, since, even then, logic ruled my life.

“If you like, I can introduce you to my khat dealer right now.”

Don’t forget the time Jimmy Olson substituted stool softeners for his pep pills once as a joke.