Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for October 26, 2022

Spreading the misery around

as if Andy would go on a diet and Flo trying to cook up something healthy without burning it

too late for a diet, Flo

Must be Fat Tuesday…

I suspect that Flo spends much of her money on snacks to stop Andy getting it for his gambling.

What does Flo eat? Since all of her cooking turns into charcoal. And if she ate what she cooks. She’d be as thin as a rail.

At least everyone is spared Flo’s lousy cooking.

Flo toils every day scrubbing people’s floors. How could she be overweight??

Andy’s body knows nothing but ale. Most food products are rejected immediately.

Always heard about we’re and they and them but never meet em. Mut be outters and odders.

If you are eating anything, you are on a diet…YMMV.

Affie, please come back. We miss you so. (Gotta go google the weather in Malta now.)

She used more than one scale. That’s scary.

What is this “we” of which you speak?

She has gained a bit of weight since the old one-panels…

Timely cartoon. In order to get my cholesterol and blood pressure levels down, my doctor just put me on a diet yesterday. No more bread, and worse, no butter!!

Oh no, does this mean Andy has to drink light beer [shudder]?

I remember a classic line from Andy in the midst of a classic fight with Flo: “Congratulations, kid, yer punching yer weight at last!”

I have an idea that could help Flo lose some weight.

By getting rid of Andy! Haha.

On another note, it’s now been a month since Affie last commented. I pray he is OK. Somebody thought me and Affie were the same person. I simply can’t be bothered to create another GoComics account and talk to myself on it. I already talk to myself a lot in real life!

Also mine and Egrayjames’ first phone call will happen in a day or two. Can’t wait!

xxx

At least Andy won’t have to eat so much of Flo’s horrid cooking.