Free Range by Bill Whitehead for October 29, 2022

He failed to use a "serpent"ine route.

The python is pythed.

She’ll have your skin for this!!!

Yesssss?

Snakes. Why did it has to be snakes.

Love the family photo.

Hate snakes too! Burmese pythons here in Florida are taking over the Everglades. Not a snake you can deal with.

He was able to slither in because they don’t dare close the door because they’d never get it open again. Their door need handles rather than knobs.

She’s having a hissy fit.

The squeaky door gave him away! WD40!

“Sorry Honey. The ape left without me. I left at 11 but I am not a black racer and I have no hands to drive.”

I don’t understand cobras. Why would a snake even have a bra, much less share one?

(Did someone mention bad puns?)

No need to get hissterical about it.

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