Strange Brew by John Deering for October 26, 2022

They already have that in Tokyo.

If they can sell pet rocks…

They got the idea from the movie Space Balls. Instead of can air it’s bottled air.

There have been law suits by people who moved to the country only to discover that their neighbor keeps pigs. LOTS of pigs.

In case you’ve never been downwind of a pig-manure pile, let me assure you that it’s not something you want to do very often, if at all.

Wow, it’s even visible when released! Great stuff, buy more!

I buy “bottled air” ONLY if it’s organic AND non-GMO!!! Being kosher is ALSO a plus!!!

/SHNARK/

Citiots will buy anything….

Not from where they use manure for fertilizer.

“Country air”? Ah, yes, the smell of Cow dung and rotting vegetables. Can’t wait!!

Better than that woman that used to sell bottles of farts to people.

We have that here. Maybe I should bottle it.

Be careful what you wish for, and buy at the Farmers Market…

Until about 30 years ago, walking in downtown Baltimore near the Inner Harbor was a treat, because the McCormick spice works were located there. Depending on what they were grinding that day, the air might be scented with cinnamon or ginger or nutmeg or allspice. (The factory has now been relocated to one of the exurbs; if you stay at the Hunt Valley Inn in Cockeysville, you can get a nice whiff on some days.)

And it’s COVID-free!

Cracker Jack factory,was nice to drive by and smell, but when you smelled for several hours it get to you.

You better check the month on that bottle. If it is around planting season or near farms, you don’t want it. And that’s from someone who still lives on a farm, thankfully without cattle on it (and pigs were way worse).

Move to my county where we put up signs welcoming the livestock industry, not that you needed it! Savor the aroma!

Do not forget cattle feed lots after a heavy rain.

Try living down wind from a Mink Farm.

Barn yard potpourri?