Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for October 26, 2022

I’ve seen Marigold standing next to a normal horse. It’s going to take more than that to pass as one.

I’d be more concerned if Marigold accidentally used horn drill on someone.

Maybe one paper towel tube would do the job easier.

If there are no empty toilet paper tubes available, just use two full rolls.

If I recall from one P&HU strip, Phoebe once mistook a cotton candy tube in a bush for Lord Splendid Humility.

“One paper towel cardboard roll will do, thanks.”

I wonder whether this supernatural emergency has anything to do with Halloween. It certainly seems an appropriate time of the year for it.

I’m wondering now if LSH’s problem is simply he doesn’t have a shield of boringness or he simply doesn’t know how to use it.

Or perhaps his beauty is more overwhelming than other unicorns and his shield is not strong enough.

I was about to say that perhaps his beauty is so significant that it is fatal, but then I remembered that Phoebe saw him off screen once a few months back.

That’s a low bar, Marigold. Like, in-the-dirt low.

Well, she is a whole year older now.

Not to toot her own horn, but….

You can’t hide beauty.

How about a paper bag?

The meat is deadly the waste products are deliciously sweet their horn is their weapon because it is their antenna for their magick.

a paper towel tube would be better