Scary Gary by Mark Buford for October 26, 2022

Leo should have pushed it into Lake Mead. They’d never find it there!

And he wore your disguise too while doing it and poses for all the CCTV cameras along the way too. Waits what’s that. Oh looks, it an angry mob with torches and pitchforks and they is after you.

Gary must’ve worn a LOT of sunblock when he took that drivers license test. Or do they offer it at night where he lives? Or is he driving without a license? So many questions.

At least he has a good excuse.

So are the keys still in it? I hate it when people don’t answer the question.

Surely, you jest! ( and don’t call him Shirley! )

Such a shame, “Dragula” was such a cool custom rod.

Next time set fire to it.

Leopold is slipping. There was a time Gary would have been in the car before he pushed it over the cliff.

Oh. I guess we won’t be going grocery shopping this week.

With neighbors around, though, that shouldn’t bother you, Leopold….