Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for November 12, 2022

A spelling pun. At least she got the use of “literally” right for once.

You have to be careful who you use this type of humor with: some would not appreciate this joke while he or she is being literally dyed.

Would this be classed as off-colour?

I’ve done that hair color combo.

I always wanted to see Henny Youngmans wife.

Literally actually has a real meaning?

Was she going to Wimbledon?

But did you ever get a request for a Mohawk from side to side, so people would whisper in their nose? (Early George Carlin.)

Was the customer named Polly?

that’s a color combo to dye for…