Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 12, 2022

At least there will be robot unicorns, and a Roomba, spread among the stars.

Ask the scientists yourself, Marigold. We dare you!

You know how they say that the Earth could be knocked out of it’s orbit if enough people gathered in one place and jumped simultaneously? If we do that strategically, we might be able to buy ourselves a bit more time.

Upon review of the new ‘unicorn’ information, human scientists now believe that in five billion years the sun will become a red sparkly giant and the earth will burn up.

You know I heard some kids joking around a while back and they said Sunday stands for the day when the sun comes down to the Earth and we all die.

I’d be surprised if unicorns would really take science seriously anyway because they have magic and science strongly rejects the ideas of magic or supernatural.

What will happen to unicorns in the event the sun does burn the earth up?.

I don’t know if any sort of magic will protect them at that point.

I would like to think that somehow in some way there could be unicorns on the future earth.

In fact I like to think about the possibilities that one day anything we might be able to imagine could be made real.

If some great power occurred where we could truly make our imaginations manifest into something we could see, touch and interact with.

it’s that kind of hopeful thinking that gets me through the hard world and life.

The best part of a story is whatever we still haven’t read.

I wish and imagine longingly for a future where I could get away from all oppression and corruption and the evils and lies and generally just never ever have to deal with so many people again.

I could be alone and be happy and things could turn out right much more consistently.

a world where I wouldn’t be betrayed or cheated by others and where only the good dreams come true.

we never know but that one day that we might see other planets that are like those on Star Wars.

Or they might be far different than those planets as well.

But I’m saying if we ever could use magic and make things work out right and nobody could kill us or drive us insane.

At least I couldn’t be messed with by people I don’t like or trust.

So you know the saying dream on, dream on

That whole lake of fire consuming the Earth thing is all made up. The Sun is magic, and can never swell and expand unless we abandon piracy and are no long blessed by the touch of his noodly appendages.

Ehhh, we’ll move the Earth to a younger star long before that happens.

I don’t remember. Do unicorns believe that the sun is a very bright unicorn or not?

I’ll be impressed if there are still humans living when the Sun expands.

First we’d have to convince scientists that unicorns actually exist, which means having to turn down the Shield of Boringness at least a little, or else we’re not going to make any meaningful progress there.

‘tis always about unicorns when it comes to humans’ interpretations of unicorn-unrelated things

What do scientists know? Oh yeah – science.

Science is trying to protect unicorns and humans from the complete story.

We need to launch a mission to the Sun to dump some ice on it and cool it down.

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We can land at night so it’s not so hot.

Like in the Unicorn Song by the Irish Rovers, the Unicorns we’re playing and admiring themselves and refused to be saved during the big flood. It will probably happen that way again when space ships try to save them later…..

As long as the gravity pull is the same. Should it weaken during that time the planets could move away from the Sun.