The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for November 08, 2022

There won’t be any left by the time these two get done.

If the boy’s smart, he left a decoy pile for them to find.

I think Wilburforce will figure it out when he finds it gone. Of course, I never had any left 8 days later.

What do Gladys and Brutus have in common than school on Christmas Day? NO CLASS!

I hope you’re proud of yourselves stealing candy from babies.

If you knew where Wal-Mart had it “stashed” you wouldn’t need his.

Wilberforce won’t mind. It’s his candy reject stash. He already ate the good stuff.

I remember a mother of three kids that took them around to all the best neighborhoods to gather candy. When Halloween was over, she’d gather up the candy that hadn’t been eaten yet and parcel it out to the kids for the next six months. She didn’t eat any since she wanted to keep her figure for getting into her bikini. Too bad Gladys can’t say that.

Hope he don’t find out when they start disappearing. ;)

I think Wilberforce is in that particular age for different kind of secrets.

If Wilberforce was smart, he would put a small decoy stash containing all the candy he didn’t like in an easily found location and hide the good stuff in a really good spot.

Good ole Gladys and Brutus Thorapple, instead of snitching cookies from the cookie jar, they snitch candy from Wilberforce.

I used to hide mine so well (I had 2 sibs) that I sometimes wouldn’t find it until the next Spring… not good.

Wilberforce knows where he has his leftover Halloween candy stashed…

Perhaps, if they eat all of his candy, they will save him many trips to the dentist.

I wonder if Wilberforce is smart enough to have taken inventory of his loot, so he’ll know the minute something goes missing.

Sweet of Gladys to share. She could have kept the secret to herself.

Wilberforce has had a week to work on his candy stash and Gladys has probably had a few days to work on it too, so Brutus it looks like you will be the loser again.

Get your own candy, he earned that by braving the wilds of the neighborhood.

Not quite the same as saying that we are expecting a new child, but not a bad secret to know as long as you only take a small amount of candy at a time otherwise he might move it…..

I am going to read this as they think it’s cute that the stash has been found and they aren’t going to steal candy from a child, unless they have a family routine where he hides what he really doesn’t like and waits for them to find it and it’s a game for them.

sweet

Only had 12 kids w/their parent’s visit for Halloween; now I’m Stuck w/ a bunch of candy.. (͠◉_◉᷅ )

The look on Brutus’ face says it all….

In his belly.

I followed the ants.

Thanks for telling me. When do we strike?

Be careful. He counts every piece. And you can’t say his brother or sister stole it!

Very conspiratorial look on Gladys. Brutus looks like the happiest kid in class!