Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for November 10, 2022

Who pays the vet bills?

That’s nothing; wait til you see the baby carriage.

She gets to eating have you get the pooping half

I’m sure this has happened before. Feel sorry for the dog.

Which one does the dog want custody of?

I’m sure the dog doesn’t care. As long as he has food every day and a place to sleep..

I remember when that happened to Cheech and Chong.

This reminds me of a line from the movie, “Pretty Woman.” “My ex-wife is living in my ex-house with my ex-dog.”

You know, I have known couples like this in reality.

Dogs rarely takes side. Smarter than many people.

Lucky dog! /s

Torn between two ex-lovers.

Joint custody’s easy; I light it, hit, and pass it to you; you hit and pass it on. Repeat until joint and/or passers are toast.

Some people just want the dog to be a jerk.

At leashed they’re trying.