Herman by Jim Unger for November 17, 2022

Such a card

Took a photo on his smart phone and enlarged it.

Opposite of me, for me vision perfect at a distance, not so great up close

I’m Snellen somethin’ fishy goin’ on.

I remember taking my eye test at the motor vehicle bureau. I listened to the person in front of me in the line and memorized the letters in the line.

When a guy was asked if he could read the eye chart, he replied, Sure, I know all those guys.

In his later years in the Navy, Dad did that for his flight physical. Until Mom found out.

No glasses for you!

Cheating only gets you in trouble…like not seeing well in traffic…

How to pass the eye test ….. Cheat (Joke in MAD Magazine about 1964)

He’ll raise suspicion if he knows the bottom line…

And you made it out of the parking lot w/o running into an ostrich?

His shortsightedness has affected his foresight.

Cheater cheater pumpkin eater…

As usual, when you cheat, you cheat yourself.

Cheaters never win!

Do you want to fix your vision or not.