A man (plastic surgeon) walks into a bar and another man. He offers to buy the man a drink to make up for the collision. By the time the first man is through with the second a woman walks out.
A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a clinic to donate blood. The nurse asks the rabbit, “What is your blood type?” The rabbit says, “I believe I’m a Type O.”
We drink to good companions, with Irish Whiskey neat.We drink to wives and lovers and we hope they never meet.We drink to rogues like us, may good fortune onus fall,And when the toasts are over we’ll drink to anything at all : )Happy Friday , All!
A pair of jumper cables walk into to a bar. The barkeeper says, “I’m sorry, I can’t let you in here. You’ll have to leave.” The jumper cables exclaim, “Aw man, why not??” Bartender: “Cuz I know you came in here just to start something.”
BasilBruce almost 2 years ago
“Two Irishmen walk out of a bar. Hey, it could happen!” —Jay Leno
Gent almost 2 years ago
A man walks into a bar and creates a ruckus. He was such a bar-bar-ick brute.
Imagine almost 2 years ago
A man walks into a bar. It left his head in stitches.
P51Strega almost 2 years ago
A man (plastic surgeon) walks into a bar and another man. He offers to buy the man a drink to make up for the collision. By the time the first man is through with the second a woman walks out.
Doctor Toon almost 2 years ago
That Webcam might be fun to watch if it’s the kind of bar that throws out a lot of drunks
Maybe closer to closing time
kucpa Premium Member almost 2 years ago
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey, what is this, some kind of joke”?
WaitingMan almost 2 years ago
A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a clinic to donate blood. The nurse asks the rabbit, “What is your blood type?” The rabbit says, “I believe I’m a Type O.”
Egrayjames almost 2 years ago
Horace….try setting up a web cam at the nearest elevator.
pheets almost 2 years ago
We drink to good companions, with Irish Whiskey neat.We drink to wives and lovers and we hope they never meet.We drink to rogues like us, may good fortune onus fall,And when the toasts are over we’ll drink to anything at all : )Happy Friday , All!
InTraining almost 2 years ago
so apparently Horace got tired of counting sheep…!
rshive almost 2 years ago
But it’s high tech, Horace.
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
It neigh- ver ceases to amaze me how Horace never sleeps but still has the energy to be on the internet….☺️☺️
mistercatworks almost 2 years ago
Yes, but the bar is on the other side of the world ! Cool! Right?
cheap_day_return almost 2 years ago
A pair of jumper cables walk into to a bar. The barkeeper says, “I’m sorry, I can’t let you in here. You’ll have to leave.” The jumper cables exclaim, “Aw man, why not??” Bartender: “Cuz I know you came in here just to start something.”
R.U. Kidding almost 2 years ago
A dyslexic walks into a bra…
R.U. Kidding almost 2 years ago
A rope walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender looks at him and says, “We don’t serve your kind in here.”
The rope goes outside, ties himself into a knot and frays his ends. He goes back into the bar and orders a drink.
The bartender eyes him suspiciously and says, “Hey, aren’t you that rope that was just in here a minute ago?”
The rope says, “No, I’m a frayed knot.”