My grandfather invented the peach pitter for cling peaches. Del Monte made millions off his invention, that’s why we were never allowed to have Del Monte products in the house.
The Allman Brothers memorably offered us something called ‘Eat a Peach,’ and it turned out to be highly comestible. It was no ‘Peaches En Regalia’ though.
Does it strike anyone else that that young man is working awfully hard to get our attention? I think the clingy-peach thing is just a ruse. I think he’s trying to remind us of traditional Russian dance. Not conquest and atrocities, that other one.
Aside from there being a slight buzzing going on in my ears when I woke up, everything seemed quite normal, at first. The dream from which I woke had a lot going on, quickly fading, but the buzzing seemed to be part of that. Why it persisted for a few moments after I woke was a bit of a mystery, but not all that unusual, really. I had seen such things before, after all. It was not that odd, in my experience, for elements of a dream to persist for a few moments into the waking world. As the day went on, there seemed to be more to it, however. The air seemed thin and tasteless, with familiar scents, such as coffee or bacon, being less rich than usual. I thought for a moment that I was coming down with one of the new designer coronavirus versions, but there were no other symptoms apparent as the day wore on.
But, generally, being a guy who prefers The Easy Way, I am in favor of freestone peaches. But Peaches was also quite delectable, freestone or cling (Susan Anspach’s nickname in Mad Bull 1977)….
Randy B Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Mmmmm…… underarmstone peaches (pit is hairy and smells bad).
Superfrog almost 2 years ago
Eat the flesh and spit the pit.
Hugh B. Hayve almost 2 years ago
Peaches come from a can, they were put there by a man,
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 2 years ago
Who are this man who teaches peaches?
Rotifer HEATHEN POTATO WE KNEW YE WELL Thalweg Premium Member almost 2 years ago
FINALLY! A Frog Applause™ we can relate to!
Linguist almost 2 years ago
I hate clingy peaches and I pity the fool who likes ’em.
3hourtour Premium Member almost 2 years ago
…but what about arm pits?…
…my cousin, Frank, used to claimed if you wanted to know what a woman smelled like…
…inhale her armpits…
…uh…
…what, Frank?…
…Eat a Peach…
…Frank would reply…
…I’m hitting a lick for peace—and every time I’m in Georgia, I eat a peach for peace…
…Frank, your lips move but I don’t hear what you’re saying…
…If you’ll be my Dixie Chicken, I’ll be your Tennessee Lamb…
…the Dixie Chicks, what?…
…they’re just The Chics, now…
…First base…
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 2 years ago
Hard to remove?
It’s a Victoria Secret that see you saw. Bras gone wild,..
Radish the wordsmith almost 2 years ago
My grandfather invented the peach pitter for cling peaches. Del Monte made millions off his invention, that’s why we were never allowed to have Del Monte products in the house.
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 2 years ago
Brad Mathers as the beaver.
Jml58 almost 2 years ago
Can we have some pretty peaches?
coltish1 almost 2 years ago
The Allman Brothers memorably offered us something called ‘Eat a Peach,’ and it turned out to be highly comestible. It was no ‘Peaches En Regalia’ though.
coltish1 almost 2 years ago
Does it strike anyone else that that young man is working awfully hard to get our attention? I think the clingy-peach thing is just a ruse. I think he’s trying to remind us of traditional Russian dance. Not conquest and atrocities, that other one.
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 2 years ago
You’re crackling rose garden…
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 2 years ago
Peach Nipples mmmm good stuff in the turkey dressing.
Howard'sMyHero almost 2 years ago
Getting rid of peaches in your pits is a top Secret …!
Teto85 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Well that’s just peachy.
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 2 years ago
Makeup! Only the eyeshadow knows.
6turtle9 almost 2 years ago
O’Henry, you don’t know squat!
willie_mctell almost 2 years ago
This is why I read Frog Applause daily. Facts like this are vital to coping with this fast changing world.
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 2 years ago
The Very Next Day
Aside from there being a slight buzzing going on in my ears when I woke up, everything seemed quite normal, at first. The dream from which I woke had a lot going on, quickly fading, but the buzzing seemed to be part of that. Why it persisted for a few moments after I woke was a bit of a mystery, but not all that unusual, really. I had seen such things before, after all. It was not that odd, in my experience, for elements of a dream to persist for a few moments into the waking world. As the day went on, there seemed to be more to it, however. The air seemed thin and tasteless, with familiar scents, such as coffee or bacon, being less rich than usual. I thought for a moment that I was coming down with one of the new designer coronavirus versions, but there were no other symptoms apparent as the day wore on.
Sisyphos almost 2 years ago
You, sir are truly the pits.
But, generally, being a guy who prefers The Easy Way, I am in favor of freestone peaches. But Peaches was also quite delectable, freestone or cling (Susan Anspach’s nickname in Mad Bull 1977)….
charles9156 almost 2 years ago
are you saying stone is root?
painedsmile almost 2 years ago
Clingstone, freestone. They taste the same to me.